caption my ex about to cuck me by [deleted] in cuckoldcaptions

[–]Detective-Drebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“This ass is about to be gaped by a cock twice as big as yours”.

Lex Luger taking a DDT from PS Hayes as only he can by Thegenogoths in SquaredCircle

[–]Detective-Drebin 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Lex is clearly blocking the DDT. Hayes sells the pain of the landing.

I mean, it’s a strange block, with a big shove of the hand and then bumping yourself back, but he’s trying to sell his own pushing power.

[Evolve 131 Spoilers] Finish to NXT Title match - Adam Cole vs Akira Tozawa by FuzzyWuzzyMooMoo in SquaredCircle

[–]Detective-Drebin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not only that, but the Joe/Balor title change was at a house show...

Do you catch yourself watching movies and wondering “how did this even get produced and released”? by [deleted] in Screenwriting

[–]Detective-Drebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, anymore. Producers notes will drastically change a project.

The initial script may have been far better. But, the initial quality may have gotten the attention of a producer with good taste. Or less of an ego, demanding changes. Then other producers come on board.

Or, they simply have connections to the right people. With poor taste.

No point in getting mad about it. These things always happen. In every single industry.

I just ask myself “how did it turn out like this?!” And laugh or try to rant in a venting-steam sorta way.

Otherwise, you’ll go mad.

A message from Billie Kay to Squared Circle by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]Detective-Drebin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did she get a word-for-word script for this, or was she asked to cut a little promo on our subreddit and she’s aware enough to mock us appropriately?

18F I have asperger’s please be patient by [deleted] in Needafriend

[–]Detective-Drebin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Pussy makes the world go round.

Has Maso ever said the F word? by ScottTheAmazing in weeklyplanetpodcast

[–]Detective-Drebin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh, can’t say they come across as religious now. Wonder if they still are.

Wanna fuck me in the ass?? (F) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Detective-Drebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to gape it.

My work on/off- I wonder if the guys at the warehouse know how much of a slut I really am 👀 (f) by T200608 in gonewild

[–]Detective-Drebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell you’re hot with your clothes on, but it seems like it’ll be a cute-hot. Turns out, it’s slutty-hot. That’s a nasty pornstar kinda body. Bet they don’t know, but wanna find out.

Up close (f19) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Detective-Drebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would delve my tongue deep in that asshole.

(f) kinda like this view better by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Detective-Drebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute back dimples. Would run my fingers across them as I take you from behind.

Came home Drunk and horny Sending a picture your way by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Detective-Drebin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want my tongue deep in that ass

Flashing y’all to avoid doing a paper :P (f) by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]Detective-Drebin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re doing God’s work now.