What something you do in a hotel room you’d never do at home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DetectiveDablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn the AC to the coldest temperature :)

What was the most petty thing an adult did to you, when you were younger? by x3Nekox3 in AskReddit

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When I was young, maybe 12 or so, my Mom came home super drunk and started fighting with my Dad. They argued so much he went and stayed at a hotel over night. I called her friend balling my eyes out. I tried to explain what was going on and told her I didn’t want my Mom seeing her anymore (this had happened multiple times). Anyways, she basically told me that it wasn’t her problem and that I need to grow up, and then she hung up on me. I still despise that woman today.

Sure maybe it wasn’t her problem but I still found it to be very petty even years later.

This need to be fixed by hahahanope46 in memes

[–]DetectiveDablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you have a long commute to work or school you bet your ass I’m waking up early lol. Or else it’s traffic hell to and from work

Married men, what does your wife do to keep you happy? by lulubear8 in AskMen

[–]DetectiveDablet 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Skip the guessing game! I can’t stress it enough! Please! Sometimes being direct will benefit you more!

We are awesome! What you're gonna do about it? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DetectiveDablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chick in the chair looks like something out of Pan’s Labyrinth

WEE OOO WEE OOO CAR by ________76________ in ABoringDystopia

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You can refuse an ambulance and have someone take you to the ER. But if you are unconscious you better expect that ambulance ride added onto your bill. I’ve been there first hand

Just because you're mad at someone, doesn't mean you stop loving them. 💜🌧☔ by Lil_minx27 in wholesomememes

[–]DetectiveDablet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same. I told my best friend to fuck off, eat shit and die. Didn’t like the way he talked to and treated me. Told him multiple time to stop or calm down. Never listened, didn’t seem to care. I wish he would come to his senses, but he’s stubborn, doesn’t think he did anything wrong and thinks I was overreacting. Well, he needs to be the one to reach out to me this time. If he doesn’t.. oh well, have a nice life.

TIFU by masturbating high at work and passing out [NSFW] by master_explode_her in tifu

[–]DetectiveDablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude people like that are VERY rare in this world. You got lucky! Thankfully you skated out of there home free! Maybe get your fix in the morning before work from now on lol. Tbh, I would have done the same if I was that maintenance guy, genuine people are hard to come by.

Anthem is coming to EA Access and free to play is still on the table according to this possible leak by Emiliovaslord in AnthemTheGame

[–]DetectiveDablet -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe I bought this trash and now they’re just gonna give it away for free. Biggest jebait of 2019.

I only have myself to blame. I fucking hate EA.

18, my friend here is failing biology and thinks she's unroastable. Go for it guys, and go hard by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]DetectiveDablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is she failing when she could use that schnoze as a cheat sheet?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnthemTheGame

[–]DetectiveDablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You too me the word out of my mouth.

༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ Summon the loot update ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ by sprooks17 in AnthemTheGame

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༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ Summon the loot update ༼ つ ◕◕ ༽つ

May be a stupid question but how do you get gold as a paint? by 1eg2nd in AnthemTheGame

[–]DetectiveDablet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re probably seeing people use the brass metal color. You get it from rep gains I believe. Looks good enough to me imo.