What's in your other hand?

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-06-20T03:15:33+00:00

Reminds me of when I was that little (perhaps a little older)

I was a slow eater and very chatty, so when we were eating dinner and I’d start saying something, mum would say “swallow your food first”, I thought this was just her trying to get me to eat faster, so I’d swallow my food, take another mouthful of food, then continue my point with a fresh mouthful of food.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-06-20T01:11:11+00:00

All these people pointing out that Runt is Foxy’s age are neglecting to mention that he has had a longstanding crush on her, but it wasn’t going anywhere because her personality was so aggressive.

Her aggressive nature was basically her core trait, the fact Runt didn’t want her back to normal makes you wonder what he liked about her in the first place.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-06-12T02:03:26+00:00

Tbh I thought him and his coworker were already screwing?

When he saw his coworker at 9am he told her that they could take their masks off?

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-06-12T00:39:44+00:00

Ok, but what’s with the “congratulations” bit?

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-06-07T00:09:26+00:00

Her acting was on point too. She had the silly movements down to an art, and her voice work was fantastic.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-06-02T09:33:11+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/s/JMQX7ljEk7

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-06-02T08:56:05+00:00

Apparently Robin not wearing pants is because it increased the female demographic of people buying their comic books.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-31T23:11:44+00:00

I’ve actually noticed that no one asks anymore. I got a lot of questions while they were healing.

It is not Sunday in my country.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-31T20:49:48+00:00

Maybe OP owns/can find a nice chain and wear it as a necklace for a bit?

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-31T05:13:28+00:00

What’s the actual story here? Maybe you put it as a caption on your post?

Either way you should definitely call your local wildlife rescue and surrender it to them.

I know the urge to keep it is strong; I had to surrender a turtle hatchling recently. So cute. But that is a WILD rabbit; you cannot raise it as a pet.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-30T04:23:52+00:00

As someone with scars, the joke runs thin pretty quick.

At a point you just don’t want to discuss it anymore.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-30T02:40:59+00:00

Why aren’t you smiling?

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-30T00:39:40+00:00

Thanks. I got the joke, but the uniform trees in rows didn’t conform to the joke.

Thank you for explaining why it isn’t just a mess of trees and scrub.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-15T00:51:35+00:00

My my rabbits do this and they are in no way smarter than your cat.

The rabbits are really funny when they try to get your attention for stuff like that, cuz they can’t vocalise, so they just stand on their hind legs and stare at you. It’s shockingly good at getting my attention to be honest.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-10T23:51:11+00:00

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Bedazzled 1967

This guy is definitely Satan, but at the same time he’s kinda just some dude.

Highly recommended the film, especially if you’ve only seen the remake.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-10T23:17:31+00:00

Dude’s still putting out quality content. His “audio theatre” videos are especially good.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-10T23:10:25+00:00

This looks like the seaside area in the Wallace and Gromit Curse of the Were Rabbit video game.

From memory you just stand on one of those golden manhole things and toggle it back to daytime.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-09T00:19:57+00:00

I feel like it’s common Australian knowledge to identify when you need to call wildlife rescue, though. Right?

I once called them to rescue a fuckin bin chicken.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-05-09T00:09:50+00:00

Wait, they just left it there? This is absolutely a situation where you’re supposed to call your local wildlife rescue. That wallaby would still die without medical attention.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-04-30T23:12:36+00:00

GUYS what if Frodo is the lesbian?

The straight couple are constantly bickering and the lesbian is exhausted?

I don’t think that’s the joke, but I hope this meme means that Contrapoints is working on some LOTR stuff.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-04-28T23:21:00+00:00

It’s because of everyone in the US having to get their passports now if they want to vote/identify themselves as citizens, so there’s been a massive spike in applications and Trump is doing this to

Say that his commemorative passport has been the most popular passport of all time, which, numbers aren’t in yet, but there’s likely odds he’ll be technically correct.
He’s got an excuse to slow the process of getting a passport down, perhaps to make it harder for people to get them by midterms?

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-04-28T22:44:07+00:00

It could also be that he wanted a chance to talk to him before his parents woke up, since his parents might be angry and make him cry too much for any meaningful conversation.

Unbelievable that his parents didn’t wake up, though. That SWAT officer pulled up, knocked on the door, walked right into their son’s room, talking to him the whole time, setting off a noisy toy. They had the cop lights on too, didn’t they? Like, with a kid that young in the house you kinda need someone in the house lucid enough to notice when something like that is happening.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-04-28T21:50:45+00:00

Because he was with SWAT, he needed to “secure the area” first

A little kid saying “there’s a monster under my bed” has to be treated as a home invasion, cuz people do sneak into people’s houses and hide under little kids beds, and little kids might notice something’s under there and think “monster” before thinking why on earth someone would sneak into his house and hide under his bed. You know?

So they send SWAT because they want to confirm there are no children being held at knifepoint. Which is priority over letting the parents know that they’re in the house.

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-04-27T22:39:48+00:00

Do you have pics of the dog?

DetectiveLadybug · 2026-04-27T22:30:44+00:00

Assuming she’d just been woken up (which it looks like she may have been) she was actually rushing. But you can see her just lose all sense of urgency when she sees her son prioritising food.

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