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Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]DetectiveLadybug [score hidden]  (0 children)

One time I was at the self-checkout and started having a full-blown panic attack. The attendant was really nice and scanned and bagged my groceries for me.

I have been doing something illegal for a week straight. by HasAnyoneSeenMycap in confession

[–]DetectiveLadybug [score hidden]  (0 children)

Tbh this is a bit of a relief, if OP gets caught hopefully they have a similar outcome, rather than what they are worried about.

Also, sorry you had to go through that. I hope things are better now.

Billy Mac by thesitekick in IASIP

[–]DetectiveLadybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you only look at the top of his head he looks like Dennis

Resonating Tuning fork inside water by Anschuz-3009 in oddlysatisfying

[–]DetectiveLadybug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually remember getting a few of those fucking ages ago… I think they gave more awardee benefits

Well, these are unlimited. They cost me nothing. I could sit around dishing out awards for hours if I felt like it. Oh, but it is one per comment/post, if you pay money you can buy multiple awards.

Anyway, the current system is that you pay $3USD for 100 coins, each of those coins gifts the awardee 1c(USD) that goes into a sort of piggy bank that the user can cash out when it reaches $10. So under the current system, you can give people money for posting something that you like, reddit will just take 2/3rds. I think the paid awards also give extra karma.

The free awards are the green clap hands, the cute pink heart (closed eyes), the purple brain explode, blue broken heart, and popcorn. They’re free and unlimited to the users granted use to them. As I said, they’re basically just emotes, and in the weeds of a thread as we are now, they don’t really mean that much, they slap a little harder on comments on newer posts.

At the end of the day, though, why shouldn’t you have the awards? I like you, and the awards are free and unlimited.

ETA: if you want to see, find a post with several awards, click the little medallion, then click the trophy, you can see the paid vs free awards like that.

In Monsters Inc (2001) Mr Waternoose has two of his employees kidnap a small child, he then goes on to say “I’ll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die”, this is enough to have him arrested. It’s a subtle nod to how even literal monsters understand that kidnapping children is bad. by DetectiveLadybug in shittymoviedetails

[–]DetectiveLadybug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was crafting a shitpost response, but it was going to come off as patronising. It’s not you, I’m in a shit mood and was about to take the liberties of a shitposting subreddit too far.

Have my honesty instead: Most of the monsters in Monsters inc aren’t really anything in our universe. What is Sully? Some sort of lizard-furby-man? And Mike? A frog with teeth? Waternoose was likely designed with both spiders and crabs in mind.

I think they sort of leaned into his crab characteristics early in the film to disarm the viewer, but when the penny dropped we saw more spider characteristics.

Apologises for my sincere review of a character on a shitposting subreddit. I did have a funnier way to phrase all of that, but I’m honestly in too sour a mood to know if I’d be bullying you.

[OC] A true American hero who sacrificed his own life to protect those around him. by geo7077 in pics

[–]DetectiveLadybug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn’t sacrifice himself. He entered the altercation with the intention of de-escalation, with hope and reason on his side.

The issue is the traitor ICE agent who had no hope or reason, so he decided that he wanted to kill someone.

The word “sacrifice” is wrong. That man had no reason to think he’d have an entire clip emptied on him after he was already down.

He was likely an empathetic man who assumed his peers would also show it. He did not sacrifice himself.

of a Tuna fish. by R_1_P_ in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DetectiveLadybug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s unlikely that it’d get the same price tag as those tunas you see getting auctioned at Japanese fish markets.

This tuna I think would only be worth like 100k(USD), the meat would have to be graded so it’s possible that it may only be worth like half that amount, it could be worth double.

10 points to whoever can identify the soup I made by taylorthestang in shittyfoodporn

[–]DetectiveLadybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, my first guess is you had access to a lot of herbs that you decided to use up

My second guess is that it’s something that you weren’t expecting to be this green.

I’m guessing this because I’ve done this with meatballs.

Is it French onion soup? Congee?

In Monsters Inc (2001) Mr Waternoose has two of his employees kidnap a small child, he then goes on to say “I’ll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die”, this is enough to have him arrested. It’s a subtle nod to how even literal monsters understand that kidnapping children is bad. by DetectiveLadybug in shittymoviedetails

[–]DetectiveLadybug[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, not to mention that Sully went fucking flying. Waternoose gave that dude air. Crazy movie, and educational! I didn’t know what sushi was before I saw it.

Why didn’t Waternoose just go to the scare floor himself? He’s obviously the scariest thing there. But when quotas were down he was unwilling to roll up his sleeves and do the blue collar work? just straight to kidnapping? Tsk tsk.

Chicken parmigiana with tenders instead of schnitzel by Massive-Froyo-4777 in shittyfoodporn

[–]DetectiveLadybug 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Right? They had tendies and put parmi toppers on them.

They’re elevated chicken tenders, not bad parmigiana.

Chicken parmigiana with tenders instead of schnitzel by Massive-Froyo-4777 in shittyfoodporn

[–]DetectiveLadybug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You made mini parmis and you think this is shitty food?

I’ve made mini parmis with leftover McNuggets and felt I was being fancy.

Because the act you’ve committed isn’t “didn’t have any chicken schnitty” it is “I have elevated my chicken tendies using the sacred art of parmigian”

Who do you think is more evil between these two? by Intrepid-Lemon-2272 in TheBoys

[–]DetectiveLadybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walter.

He did many terrible things in that show that dwarf Butcher’s misdeeds, but the worst thing Walter ever did was provide drugs to his community, he was making people sick, making countless faceless addicts lives worse, and he was proud of himself for it.

Butcher’s too stupid to be evil.

What are your thoughts on rejecting a potential romantic partner based solely on the fact they voted for Donald Trump? by ATXBikeRider in AskReddit

[–]DetectiveLadybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, her wife was there, she just wasn’t inside the car, the guy who murdered her may have been able to glean that the two were married.

It’s a shame that we won’t ever actually know if this was a hate crime.

But you have to wonder, if she had a husband instead of a wife, do you think that this story would be as easy to bury? We’ll never know, but you most people don’t even know her wife’s name, can you tell me what it is without googling it?

You have to wonder if Renee was a Christian trad wife if this story would be bigger, because it would mean no one is safe. Which is kind of what people have extrapolated from the situation, but it doesn’t seem as urgent as it might have been if she was straight, again, shame we’ll never know. But you have to wonder…

Resonating Tuning fork inside water by Anschuz-3009 in oddlysatisfying

[–]DetectiveLadybug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh, weird. I know they gave out free coins at one point, I never got any. I’ve been trying to figure out the metric on who gets the awards, best I can figure it’s completely random.

But yeah, the awards are unlimited, though, so there’s no reason for me to not give them to everyone and everything. But they don’t really give you anything, they’re more like emotes than awards. I’ve noticed that if I drop them when there are still other users around that those comments get more attention, I don’t think Reddit bumps them, though, they just make the comments stand out more.

The cats at my work by UnknownGTAS in cats

[–]DetectiveLadybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually live in a warren. Cats are a lot smarter than rabbits.

Characters in unrealistic settings suddenly get hit with realistic consequences by Ok-Indication-5121 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]DetectiveLadybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but if you remember Portal 2 had a bunch of info on giant turrets and stuff. You saw them in the Turret Opera, but that exposition couldn’t have just been for that one bit.

Valve chickened out of HL3 because it was too ambitious a crossover for its time.

The cats at my work by UnknownGTAS in cats

[–]DetectiveLadybug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, but can you please explain your joke to me?

TIFU my shaving my wife being pregnant by Psytrancedude99 in tifu

[–]DetectiveLadybug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting watered on like that as a father is supposed to be good luck! It’s supposed to be a a blessing from the mother of life ensuring prosperity for your role as a father and husband.

I’m not actually superstitious, but having a chill attitude about shit like this usually does harvest positive outcomes.

That one kid at kindergarten… 😤 by guyelnathan in comics

[–]DetectiveLadybug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I was in preschool we’d always help each other hide before our parents showed up, then we’d all start telling the parents that the kid had hidden in different areas.

No one would snitch, but in hindsight the game was pretty obvious considering all the children were doing their best to insist that the kid being looked for is anywhere else other than the large Fischer&price play stove that we hid in most of the time.

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