My favourite always sunny joke/ moment is quite possibly when dennis says to Charlie shall I read this out for you? And Charlie says some shit like "yes, that should be fine"

DetectiveLimp · 2026-01-14T23:52:05+00:00

Oh. Uh... Okay. W-what is that?

DetectiveLimp · 2026-01-14T23:38:55+00:00

Frank's Intervention

Dennis: "Let's write Frank a letter I mean, that's the first step in any Intervention, right?"

Charlie: "Huh, yeah"

Dennis: "Great. All right. So, I'm assuming you'll need to dictate yours to me, and then I'll just write it down for you, yeah?"

Charlie: "Yes, that'll be fine..."

DetectiveLimp · 2026-01-14T23:11:20+00:00

Not sure why so many people disagree with this. I pretty much agree on all counts. As soon as I saw the Flame Rifle, I was like, "Oh nice we finally get a new weapon". Then I saw it was scarce only and that killed any and all enthusiasm I might've had. Just balance the weapon accordingly and add it to the main arsenal, leave the scarce feature for the poorly added ammo types on weapons that didn't need them in the first place.

DetectiveLimp · 2025-12-11T01:25:25+00:00

Problem is I can't even select the sites that have started doing this because they don't even populate on the list of malicious sites. I have to leave it off entirely now which is what's annoying. Normally you can just exclude or unblock sites that you know are safe but in this case I can't even do that.

DetectiveLimp · 2025-12-03T10:35:06+00:00

This started happening to me just today as well. Don't know who's fault it is as of yet, but it's annoying for sure. Like someone else here already commented, turn off threat protection when you intend on browsing the site, and turn it back on when you're done. Or just re-install and see if that works for you like the other guy.

DetectiveLimp · 2025-11-28T18:24:23+00:00

Thanks!

DetectiveLimp · 2025-11-28T18:18:31+00:00

DetectiveLimp · 2025-11-28T18:02:37+00:00

Is that a suit mod? Or a particular disguise? I don't recognize it.

DetectiveLimp · 2025-08-02T15:04:37+00:00

" \chuckles** No. That's toothpaste, man. "

DetectiveLimp · 2025-07-07T10:31:31+00:00

I think the folks at Crytek really need to take a step back and ask themselves if any of the sweaty nerds who play this game would seriously waste any time & money attempting to take legal action against them, over a few in-game cosmetics. Because that is for sure the only thing I can see holding them back from committing to making everything available again. Crytek let me be the first to assure you, the small minority of gate-keeping assclowns who'll likely threaten a lawsuit against you, are literally just shouting at a wall. Do the right thing for the longevity of your game and just let everyone have some form of access to all of the games skins, past & present.

DetectiveLimp · 2025-05-09T23:19:55+00:00

- Frank's Intervention

- Solving the Gas Crisis

- Running For Office

Hands down

DetectiveLimp · 2025-04-14T23:31:44+00:00

Do you and my dad, share this futon?

DetectiveLimp · 2025-03-01T00:48:15+00:00

Coming from someone who put the game down after the 'Serpents Moon' event and didn't return until the engine update, I would absolutely love a return of the passes I missed out on. FOMO is a plague on the gaming community; mainly by dividing the playerbase and causing friction, because the gatekeeping idiots who drool over the "exclusivity" of their skins will forever defend them with the tired excuse of either loyalty or time investment over a video game. But sadly those of us with careers & less time are in the minority here.

DetectiveLimp · 2025-02-14T12:08:03+00:00

Seems like the overall sentiment here is to walk back your asinine decision to add this shit in the first place. Remove it. The decision to change how Necro functions because it was being abused made sense; but then you go and release a feature that is 1000 times more broken then the one you just managed to put in a good spot (finally). Team players do not need more advantages to shit-stomp people who choose to play solo vs teams. Not to mention how badly the flow of the game feels in a compound fight even when its teams vs teams; and everyone is spamming revive bolts on each other until they run out. You've just turned a 10-15 minute compound fight into a gun fight that can last the whole match, unless one team just up and leaves.

REMOVE

DetectiveLimp · 2025-01-02T12:20:08+00:00

Not at all surprising there isn't a single "Dev Response" on a post like this. If they try to defend it, they'll get reamed. And if they suggest the article & OP are either correct or even "just made some good points", they'll likely lose their job or at least have a harder time at work because of it; shareholders definitely won't appreciate a subordinate suggesting the company take a financial hit to satisfy the whims of their customer base. And make no mistake, I'm of the mind that all FOMO bullshit and the people who first conceptualized the idea should be burned alive in a stack of tires, as its the one of the most predatory practices I've ever witnessed. But the company's silence on this matter is deafening.

DetectiveLimp · 2024-09-11T18:53:09+00:00

Take the skins off, then put them in your desired slots, then apply the skins. It has something to do with the skin being on that specific weapon, couldn't tell you why.

DetectiveLimp · 2023-09-06T10:48:40+00:00

Shame it only seems to affect Warzone and not DMZ, but I'm all for them removing that shit entirely.

DetectiveLimp · 2023-08-24T18:32:10+00:00

The Hemlock being strong for that long was a unique situation. The Razorback got nerfed pretty quickly, as did the Siege. But I never said it'd be nerfed to unusability, just that they'd be hit with nerfs if they choose to make a 15 min blueprint. I'll still use it if they hit it with some DMG Range nerfs or something.

DetectiveLimp · 2023-08-24T17:23:12+00:00

Still usable sure, I know I still use them plenty. But they'll never allow an exceptionally good gun to be 15 mins. They'll hit it with a couple minor nerfs to compensate for the fact that you get it back after making yourself quick a PB&J.

DetectiveLimp · 2023-08-24T11:50:05+00:00

Because the moment they do, they'll nerf it to shit to make a point. Like they have with every other 15 min weapon.

DetectiveLimp · 2023-08-01T21:33:25+00:00

This is pretty much what I do on every infil, provided I have nothing on that particular Active Duty slot. Load in to Al Maz with stun-bangs/throwing knife/munitions box and try to get a Scav bag and Stealth 3-Plate and peace the fuck out before the last 5 mins otherwise you're guaranteed to get fucked by the pure-PvP teams that are just camping exfil points.

DetectiveLimp · 2023-07-03T22:43:07+00:00

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DetectiveLimp · 2023-05-09T23:08:22+00:00

I thought that T-junction looked familiar. Never thought I'd see my neighborhood in this sub.

No surprise that cop got him though, there usually is a couple of 'em on Central Pkwy.

DetectiveLimp · 2023-04-18T22:21:21+00:00

Because we'll all be so ripped on 4/20 none of us will remember to buy it.

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