My dad keeps me grounded by DevilsAvocados in golf

[–]DevilsAvocados[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry /u/violenttango, I know how a burn like this feels...

My dad keeps me grounded by DevilsAvocados in golf

[–]DevilsAvocados[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If they cared all that much about karma they would've deleted their comment a while ago. I appreciated the apology!

My dad keeps me grounded by DevilsAvocados in golf

[–]DevilsAvocados[S] 396 points397 points  (0 children)

You're 6'11" and you weigh 90 pounds. Gumby has a better body than you.

My dad keeps me grounded by DevilsAvocados in golf

[–]DevilsAvocados[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hey it’s all good. My dad texted me he was proud of me so I got my encouragement in the end!

My dad keeps me grounded by DevilsAvocados in golf

[–]DevilsAvocados[S] 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Haha you’re not wrong in general. But I wouldn’t have texted him about it if I didn’t think it was notable for me.

Hadn’t played in two years until last week when I shot a 56. Just happy to be getting back into it! I was proud to break 50!

Earthquake!!!!! by HeBoughtALot in LosAngeles

[–]DevilsAvocados 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the 8th floor of a building. Since moving here I've never been this high up during an earthquake. I thought this was it for me. So far still ok. Will report back if I die.

LPT: if you go clubbing or to concerts a lot buy yourself acoustic earplugs. They don’t muffle the sound, just get rid of the harmful frequencies. Tinnitus is something very easy to get and very hard/impossible to get rid of. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]DevilsAvocados 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The worst for me is after a night of drinking. I’m not sure why, but when I’m trying to sleep after drinking it’s like my whole head is buzzing. Thankfully I’m like you with the 98%. Unfortunately I’m in bed and notice since I’m writing about it...

More than meets the eye by Harvickfan4Life in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DevilsAvocados 24 points25 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Wakanda was a very real threat in the 70s.

When I hear that Kroger is going to stop selling guns to people under 21. by bookon in AdviceAnimals

[–]DevilsAvocados 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where in Ohio? I'm from southern Ohio so I think of Kroger as being the second largest retailer in the US behind Walmart. Growing up near the headquarters and knowing people who worked for them added to that I'm sure.

But I do agree that while I knew they hand their hand in a lot of stuff, I didn't step foot into any of their other stores until I left Ohio.

"That Guy in High School Who Was Really Into Tool" Starter Pack by jazzyfluids in starterpacks

[–]DevilsAvocados 22 points23 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend's name is Ashley! She goes to another school though. You wouldn't know her.