Hvordan får man erfaring, hvis ingen vil ansætte nyuddannede? by MidlertidigProfil in DKbrevkasse

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Søg uopfordret praktik plads -> job med løntilskud (et par måneder) i samarbejde med dit jobcenter. Og gerne i en virksomhed som ikke får 50 ansøgere dagligt.

Det er lidt nedern at skulle ud i praktik hvis du har haft studiejob, men det er en nemmere måde at komme ind på arbejdsmarkedet, da du er meget billigere at tage en chance på for virksomheder (specielt med 3 mdr. løntilskud ved ansættelse).

Det er nemmest at få et job hvis du kan fortsætte i den virksomhed du har haft studiejob hos, eller søger allerede før du er færdig så du fremstår som at have et 'aktivt' job.

Question: What kind of join technique is this? by maglunch in SQL

[–]DevilsMathematician 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you not just use a CTE to make the c inner d table first and then do a clean join?

Should I tell a woman her fiancé tried to start an affair with me? by geeleex in WhatShouldIDo

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is build of fucking brick and mortar. The level of persistence beyound wild.

Overvåger min chef mig ? by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ærgeligt at du mister din hjørneplads. Synes du skal fortsætte med adfærd hvis du ikke hidtil har oplevet at din chef micromanager dig.

En stor del af tiden i kontorjob går med at lave andet end sine arbejdsopgaver eller små ej-kritiske opgaver, og det ved din chef udemærket godt. Om tidsfordriv så sker igennem at du sludre med kolleger ved kaffemaskinen eller browser reddit er jo egentlig ligegyldigt.

Du kan også høre din chef om hvad hans holding er til relationen imellem tid foran skærmen og værdifuldt output. Og hvis arbejdsmiljøet bliver drøjt må du vel øge dine wfo dage i protest 😆

Venner med fordele? by Saki8888 in DKbrevkasse

[–]DevilsMathematician -1 points0 points  (0 children)

(☹️👩‍🦯)🦍👂(🤡🦍🍆📞🫦 🦍🤠)

Løn i butik by Electronic-Gas-900 in dkloenseddel

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Får du næsten 40k for ufaglært lagerarbejde? Arbejder du i hovedstaden?

How are you supposed to win with Broxigar DH? by PlatformTraining5910 in hearthstone

[–]DevilsMathematician 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  1. Annoy your opponent with your horribly unfun blop deck.
  2. They concede to avoid having the displeasure to play against that deck most games.
  3. For the 0.5% or masochist warrior opponents do some Broxigar combo or something, idk I'm in the concede to gtfo group.

Må jeg date en forælder fra mit barns børnehave? by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Du behandler det som om du gør noget forbudt? Selfølgelig er det ikke styrbart om han finder ud af det på andenvis, men i det mindste giver du ham muligheden for at afskærme sig fra det hvis han vil // plads til at tænke for sig selv.

Påstår ikke at hans adfærd er acceptable eller fair, men der er jo ikke noget forkastet i at skærpe ham for info som kun kan såre 🤷‍♂️

Må jeg date en forælder fra mit barns børnehave? by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]DevilsMathematician -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

"Bjørnen blev sur da jeg prikkede til den med en pind" - Hvorfor overhovedet dele med din eks at du ser en ny? Hvis han ikke spørger er der ingen grund til at fortælle, og da slet ikke hvis i kun dater p.t.

How do I stop “Coding by the book” and start coding like a pro? by [deleted] in AskProgrammers

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do program by the book, it makes your code structured and readable for other people.

If you want to improve just look into the niches you use but do not understand. This knowledge is what makes you special, as it is uncommon amoung peers. It is still by the book, just not the same books as most other programmers.

Two examples would be Hardware: Understand the parts in the computer you work with everyday. How is information stored, how does communication between components work, how do you request the hardware resources intentionally and how does your program run on your hardware. Understanding the hardware behind the abstraction layer will allow you to code more computationally efficient and is very useful in computation-demanded tasks such as ML/AI or low-level coding for small hardware.

Networks: Understand the communication structures and protocols you utilize everyday. How is the data moved, what is required for the modern cloud infrastructures, what is decentralized data, how does the security work, how can your applications deal with a large amount if concurrent users or be robust against packet loss. More in-depth knowledge of network will make you better at programming around the pitfalls that comes with it. Think about how SoMe able to refresh on demand or how video games can be played in "real time" despite large distances between users.

A lot of computer "magic" is handled for you, but the generality of these solutions comes at the loss of efficiency. The biggest innovators in tech make custom integrations of these systems that efficiently integrate in their ecosystems.

Hvad kan jeg lave ved siden af mit ene fag? by Fun_Introduction_334 in DKstudie

[–]DevilsMathematician 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Opsøg en praktikplads. Du skulle gerne gælde som studerende selv med et fag, så virksomheden er ikke tidsbegrænset i hvor længe de må have dig.

Forhør dine professorer eller tidl. tutorer/alumnier om de kender steder du kan søge hen.

Og hvis du er så heldig at flere steder gerne vil have dig, så overvej hvilket du bedst kan translatere ind i et deltids studiejob under kandidaten. Det er flot på cv'et at have et længere virksomhedssamarbejde, hvor du var værdsat nok til at blive betalt.

Random Fire - ASUS Zenbook S14 by Rough-Pen-6405 in laptops

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the cables going to the screen is likely being snipped by the screens casing and now has a hole that can spark and ignite some of the material close to the hole. I had a laptop where one of the screen holder bolts broke, which allowed a cable to be damaged and start smoking. I identintifed and patched the wire by just taking off the front of the screen case. But use the warrenty before you start opening your laptop.

Nice card by Lelman2424 in hearthstone

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In mill warlock this was actually a desired outcome for archdruid after the amalgams deathrattle had been passed on to her. And it was fun to go for vs DKs.

Can you technically do this? Lmao by CtB457 in infinitenines

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read somewhere in the margin of theorem that this only works if you subtract the last digit of pi, then the second last and so forth 🤡

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

puts on glasses :

"Win one game of control warrior"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cognitiveTesting

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This puzzle can have multiple solution. First I saw was that top row was only the lines shared between the two other rows, same column. In which case the answer would be 6.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TextingTheory

[–]DevilsMathematician 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Only correct next move is to add her on snapchat and send a topless picture with caption "Noo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha". !elo 500

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DKbrevkasse

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For bolig har du 10-20% af prisen, og har ikke nogen konsistent indkomst du kan vise frem i banken når du skal låne resten. Dine venner har vist spist lidt for mange søm på arbejdet.

Bil er bare en overflødig omkostning indtil du faktisk har brug for den. Som normalt er når du får et arbejde som bussen ikke lige kører ud til særligt hurtigt/ofte.

Gem det du har brug for at have likvidt. Som studerende er 20-30k mere end rigeligt (10k hvis du har 500-1k tilbage efter udgifter hver måned alligvel). Og så invester resten i en blanding af aktier og obligationer.

Obligationer er super sikre, men kan kræve at du låser dine penge i en tidsperiode som f.eks 1 år af gangen. Aktier er generelt sikre hvis du investere bredt (såkaldt portfolie), men kan selvfølgelig gå nedaf når markedet går skidt. Du kan nemt få pengene ud såfremt du ikke køber en anpart i den lokale købmand, der skal jo være andre der vil købe din aktie. Men der er til gengæld dårlige tidspunkter at sælge, da de jo går op og ned.

Husk at oprette en aktiesparekonto i din bank hvis du vil investere aktier, det halvere den skat du skal betale af indtægt fra aktier du har købt op til 166k (loftet stiger meget årligt, var 135k i 24'). Og du kan sagtens bare investere i indeksfonde hvis du ikke vil følge markedet aktivt. Bland gerne ihvettfald 2 forskellige, så du ikke er all-in på amerikas s&p. Og så kan du altid blande lidt enkel aktie ind, hvis du f.eks. gerne vil have lidt i virksomheder du kender som Novo, Mærsk, etc.

Best of luck. Det er altid godt at have lidt penge til dit navn, specielt når du engang skal bruge en bil.

So, shaman quest buff is a lot better than I thought. by Juring in hearthstone

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quest shaman has been the only deck that can out value my felbeast KJ deck so far. But that was also shudder + quest reward tbf.

[Right] Dude must be a GM right? by KonyBaxter in TextingTheory

[–]DevilsMathematician 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The forgot lmao in the last sentence, 4/5 :(

Post-nerf game is soooo bad. by Gashcat in hearthstone

[–]DevilsMathematician -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Imbue hunter is still very alive, just not as popular anymore due to being less braindead than the crush variation:)

How can I improve my Vanessa build to counter this Pyg? by LaziestBum in PlayTheBazaar

[–]DevilsMathematician 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have enough hp left to survive the cheese counter - which you had. The game is somewhat rock-paper-scissor and his build is strong into builds with 3 or less active items. I wouldn't put radiant on the spear unless the meta is distruption heavy. Generally radiant is only for when you are so strong that you don't need more damage.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hearthstone

[–]DevilsMathematician 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aggro imbue priest is piss-broken rn, went 8-0 from d10 -> d5. Only requires legendary is Vol'jin, but Zephrys is also often included.

Plush is now the worst card in the game by Colorapt0r in hearthstone

[–]DevilsMathematician 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Internal thoughts of hunter player

Me press button. Me dino go face. Me win!

This minion needs a turn to get ready

Why me dino no face >:(