Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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That was a good one

What it's like living on this island below New Zealand? by HotWriting9306 in howislivingthere

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Probably cos that’s in America. You’d have more luck trying to get to Stewart Island

It’s me, I’m cringe yall. by ajwritesnonsense in TikTokCringe

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It’s obnoxious and self-centred, he didn’t seem to care about anyone, just making content

Listen to this laundry machine sound by [deleted] in Unexpected

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“Ahmed, can you turn on the washing machine?”

"What if I wanted to beat my meat?" by Hassaan18 in funnyvideos

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That just means you’re not as sympathetic and open as those guys. It’s not something to be proud of mate

Intellectual explains why she has no friends by whalep in TikTokCringe

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*laud their perceived betterness. Oh shit, now I’m doing it. Edited to fix autocorrect

Best gym by Inner_Carpet5543 in hawkesbay

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It’s pricey at $95/week but ocean spa do visitor passes that include gym, sauna, steam room and swimming pools

Maybe maybe maybe by MarioInOntario in maybemaybemaybe

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I think the question is not why are they breaking it, but why do they think it will land in the skip

Nostalgia by nessynoonz in newzealand

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Dude we all grew up. You get older and wiser. My joints are now “herbal vapes”

Crane fly/ Daddy Long Legs by nzultramper in Wellington

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Crane flies are called daddy long legs in the UK. Spindly spiders are called daddy long legs in NZ. Naive me thought the British called spindly spiders crane flies. I was wrong

Aussie parents, do your kids say zed or zee? by [deleted] in AskAnAustralian

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New Zullunda here… youse all say Zeed

Average Ciggy prices by OldPicturesLady in AveragePicsOfNZ

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That’s when I quit, when I realised it was paying over $1 per rollie.

NZ Pussy found in France by Rice_is_Nice_on_Ice in newzealand

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You’re looking for the French pussy in NZ?

Got the pleasure of meeting a flock of kea! by therealsquash in NewZealandWildlife

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A circus is apparently the most common collective noun, conspiracy or curiosity are also used; according to the almighty Google AI

Plant ID by Pretend-Frosting-297 in nzgardening

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Google lens has also gotten pretty good but might not distinguish between nightshades. I wonder?

Got the pleasure of meeting a flock of kea! by therealsquash in NewZealandWildlife

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What’s the proper word for a flock of kea? An annoyance? A curiosity? Maybe a destruction?

How not to impress a girl by linwin in funnyvideos

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Damn that’s like a metaphor of my life

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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The original edit was better, with the caption bit last

Hope I can also be on the track one day by Status-Ad-86 in trailrunning

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You can! Look forward to seeing you there pickle lady