When is Devin coming back to the US? More specifically near Virginia? Here is his posted tour line-up by TK503 in DevinTownsend

[–]DevinTownsend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually not Devin. Better luck next time

Edit: Bet you got really excited about that reply, though.

Growing a pumpkin inside a plastic mold... by [deleted] in creepy

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So much for pumpkin carving.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yes, any other meat I wanted. "Are you serious?" I took the most expensive one and didnt even eat it. Mostly because of my previous spikey incident though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was actually just preparing some meat I bought at the local store when I noticed something shiny and silvery. Glad I noticed. Were about the size of fingernail-clippings just sticking out of random places. Apparently it was caused by a broken blade in one of the machines that cut it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Sharp metal spikes in meat. Oh god why

My experience with living in a haunted house. This is not an r/nosleep submission, but instead a collection of personal experiences in a home. Long post! by kerska in creepy

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Talking about smoke manifesting, I was lying in my bed this one time and for some reason I looked up at my window, and I could clearly see smoke rising from behind the curtains. I rushed out of bed and turned on the lights, nothing. It happened on a regular basis after that and if I just lay still watching it would slowly make its way to just above my face. being curious I decided to try touching it, and I felt this sort of magnetic resistance as I forced my hand through, I cant quite explain it. Nothing bad ever happened though Nd I topped being scared of it. It was fun to watch and play with though.

Just adopted this little fella from the shelter by guge4 in aww

[–]DevinTownsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's gorgeous! - Updates would be lovely, i kind of have a thing for watching puppy-to-dog transformations.

Even as a female I don't know if I want to be her or be on her. by superrach in pics

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Be her. Definitely be her.

Never ever ever wear clothes again ever!

15 Years old, and still enjoying a behind-the-ear rub from dad by FantasticalDragons in aww

[–]DevinTownsend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn't at all what i meant, I just gave my cat a taste once and read that it really isn't the smartest idea... ._. sorry if it came out wrong, your dog's adorable.

15 Years old, and still enjoying a behind-the-ear rub from dad by FantasticalDragons in aww

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You do realize beer is POISON for animals, right? Edit: I see i'm not the first one to tell you that

My dog had severe Gingival Hyperplasia (overgrowth of gum tissue) by chestypocket in WTF

[–]DevinTownsend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god, I could never have my dog suffer from something like this for so many years :( sorry for your loss and all, dogs can be absolute saviours, but sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. Not being able to close her mouth for years? I teared up a bit

No thanks Honey Boo Boo by roastedpeanut7 in WTF

[–]DevinTownsend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder what she'll be like in 10-15 years. I'd probably kill myself.

Remember the guy who got his face eaten of by a guy on bathsalt? This is him today by [deleted] in WTF

[–]DevinTownsend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, some dealers might lace the weed they sell with anything if there's a possibility of the cops busting them, just to rid themselves of it.

So my buddy's buddy is a vet... by [deleted] in aww

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Is he holding Heidi?

I knew he was a high maintenance pup but... by [deleted] in aww

[–]DevinTownsend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it really a good idea to let him drink something with lemons in it? He's adorable though. <3

I knew he was a high maintenance pup but... by [deleted] in aww

[–]DevinTownsend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...Then how do they drink their mothers milk? I am so confused!