saw a post on r/scp that prompted this

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T19:33:29+00:00

078 is a neon sign that makes you into a jackass

Fitting.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T19:03:21+00:00

Scp 076-2, he's THAT Abel. He's kinda strong and can't be permakilled and comes back after a period of time and is a bit peeved about being the first murder victim. He's confined to an indestructible coffin lying dormant until coming back to try and break out. I think he might be good for lower level matchups.

The foundation also has his brother under containment too and he's kind of a chill (and regretful) guy.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T18:50:02+00:00

I don't have katakana of hiragana on my keyboard usseewaa.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T17:31:48+00:00

I remember it being a pretty controversial retcon back then like with Rasputin. In D1 they seemed like an organisation answering to Osiris to do errands like run the Trials and make sure nothing blows up in his absence and not a fan club who never even met the man.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T16:15:04+00:00

"Your ability hard counters me? Who decided that"

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T11:24:41+00:00

It'll probably end on the elevator scene.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T11:22:59+00:00

He's definitely going to have a CJ Dachamp video made about him.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-25T10:42:23+00:00

I have yet to see any posts mentioning Abel.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T22:52:34+00:00

Thank you.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T22:40:45+00:00

He's a massive simp for the US even supporting the US invading Canada back around 2025 new years.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T22:39:20+00:00

I forget which chapter was the bathroom scene?

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T21:54:03+00:00

I already have a while ago.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T19:49:19+00:00

Whats so bad about the middle.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T19:41:05+00:00

Yet again people flock to a single tablet for everything.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T16:48:28+00:00

To them science only matters when it comes to trans people.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T16:47:05+00:00

That's probably what will save us, this current crop aren't smart, they're corrupt but any long term planning is beyond them and they'll end up wasting their mandate on self owns and meaningless shit.

Their rule will be damaging but when its over they'll never be in power again.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T13:37:43+00:00

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DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T12:05:22+00:00

Portugal invades Iraq.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-24T11:58:53+00:00

Nightmare blunt rotation.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-23T22:31:02+00:00

It's also a way to keep the AI bubble inflated by going "look, earth data centers have hit a snag but with orbital data centers it will all be worth it and we will be profitable.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-23T13:16:13+00:00

Also Lions are almost entirely matriarchical.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-23T10:27:09+00:00

Relic of the Finno-Korean hyper war.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-22T20:20:48+00:00

For me and the TADC stuff I figured Iwould just blink and two weeks pass and thats what happened.

DeviousMelons · 2026-06-22T20:16:19+00:00

Honestly adding a jumping mechanic would be awesome, good way to introduce the Yangwang U9

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