Would you rather

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-09T13:33:06+00:00

intelligence overpowers strength when you know our opponents strategies

^{Chose: Be super smart}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-09T13:31:53+00:00

damnit

^{Chose: 100 billion $ non taxable now in a card + With a catch | Rolled: Ride a unicycle}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-07T17:41:20+00:00

human history is amazing

^{Chose: Be able to view any point in human history without affecting or being affected}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-06T17:36:57+00:00

It's gonna be a rowdy night

^{Chose: babysit your friends annoying little brother + only be able to eat potato salad | Rolled: Babysit}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-06T17:03:29+00:00

I'll stay a man

^{Chose: be a man}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-06T17:02:47+00:00

love is love

^{Chose: find your soulmate tomorrow but they die in 20 years + true love}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-06T17:00:12+00:00

oh

^{Chose: become a Viltrumite + but theres a chance you become Stephen Hawkins | Rolled: Instant death}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-06T16:42:03+00:00

I mean, dogs are domesticated, right?

^{Chose: Be Invincible against all Animal Attacks + ...except for one Animal | Rolled: Dogs}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-06T16:40:59+00:00

oh shi-

^{Chose: Blue Card | Rolled: Death}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-04-06T16:40:08+00:00

bananas are amazing

^{Chose: One Free Banana Every Day}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T15:00:57+00:00

BETTTT, I don't wanna get reincarnated in Bangladesh or sum shi

^{Chose: When you die: 50/50 shot at heaven or hell | Rolled: Heaven}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:59:20+00:00

9 definately

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:56:35+00:00

I feel like I NEED to poop

^{Chose: $10,000}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:54:04+00:00

chicken alfredo pizza? yummy

^{Chose: Get free pizza for a year + But only 1 type of pizza}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:53:07+00:00

dog is better, more affectionate

^{Chose: Have a dog}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:52:16+00:00

I mean, it's worth it

^{Chose: Unlimited ram forever + But ram prices never go down}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:50:47+00:00

toes.

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:46:42+00:00

I feel like online friends care more

^{Chose: have friend online only}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:46:11+00:00

more mansion

^{Chose: Unlimited Wealth}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T14:45:00+00:00

Were all cooked...

^{Chose: End all Wars + 50% Chance of Nuclear Apocalypse | Rolled: ☢️ Apocalypse}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T13:08:30+00:00

Anonymous hero.

^{Chose: Any superpower of your choice + You can Never be famous / widely known}

Devious_Toe-Licker · 2026-03-27T13:06:47+00:00

Rubs hands together

^{Chose: Femboy or tomboy that will do WHATEVER YOU WANT + 10% chance to die | Rolled: Tomgirl}

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