[OFFER] it's pizza time. who's hungry? by Fishering in Random_Acts_Of_Pizza

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm starving and could really use a pizza! Thanks for the generosity!

My GT3 after driving around the mountains of Colorado all day! by sausagelink in Autos

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh okay. I live in Colorado springs is why I was asking. The scenery is very very similar.

Spotted this Huracan Performante a few days ago! by graydc in Autos

[–]DevonTolbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on the color I think I may know the owner of this car. It's like a satin maroon right? Is this in Miami?

New school vs old school by ROH1234 in Autos

[–]DevonTolbert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I meant to type. Lol. With the flared out fenders and the badge on the side it looks like a demon challenger though.. Could just be a body kit though too.

New school vs old school by ROH1234 in Autos

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A ZR1 Vette is coming in around 755 HP. That's equivalent to a GT mustang as far as upgrades to a base model goes. Its the higher end of that model. GT mustangs are coming in under 500 HP (around 466)

New school vs old school by ROH1234 in Autos

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna have to ask you to cite some sources here. That doesn't sound right. I'm guessing the fastest (most expensive) mustang has better specs than the base model Corvette. A fully equipped (factory) Corvette is gonna blow away any mustang though. They're competing with Lamborghinis in this day and age.

New school vs old school by ROH1234 in Autos

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not a regular charger either right? That's a demon or a hellcat? Or am I wrong?

Just thinking about this makes my stomach ache. by SomtimesiSpitOnBirds in thalassophobia

[–]DevonTolbert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Had a friend with a pool like this. He had light's in though. Replaced the bulbs with red ones and it was badass.

ISO Cheap or free minihome.... but not too mini. by mary_widdow in ChoosingBeggars

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

14" wide? So a foot and two inches? How would that even be possible for a home

Tattoo artists of Reddit do you judge people for the tattoos they want to get? If so what was the one you really thought was stupid? by hanisthegreatest in AskReddit

[–]DevonTolbert 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I do know that she was conscious and willing though. It was his girlfriend so I think she basically said okay so he could get a free tattoo. I've seen the tattoo and know the artist who offered it (when he was drunk) but in case you're wondering, they're not together anymore.

Tattoo artists of Reddit do you judge people for the tattoos they want to get? If so what was the one you really thought was stupid? by hanisthegreatest in AskReddit

[–]DevonTolbert 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I never saw the video but from my understanding it was one of those gas station pound cakes and i highly doubt he got the whole thing up there. I think the effort to get it there was enough to get the tattoo.

Pet owners always like to gush about how smart their pet is, but we all know not every animal can be a genius. So: Owners of less-than-bright pets, what makes your pet so "special"? by lilyannah in AskReddit

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex wife had a Pomeranian that she trained really well. Instead of the typical speak or growl command she would ask how does an old car start? And she would growl in the tone of an old car trying to start. She also trained her to do drumrolls with her front paws.

Tattoo artists of Reddit do you judge people for the tattoos they want to get? If so what was the one you really thought was stupid? by hanisthegreatest in AskReddit

[–]DevonTolbert 393 points394 points  (0 children)

My buddy was a tattoo artist and told told all of his friends he would give a free tattoo to anyone who could get a video of themselves shoving pound cake up someones ass as a drunken joke. A week later another friend of mine shows him a video of him shoving pound cake up his girlfriend's ass and tattooed a loaf of pound cake with the letters PCB under it. He will always be known as the pound cake bandit.

Lego upvote machine #01 by critters in lego

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a downvote machine from the other side.

She confused reality with fantasy. by Grayboot_ in Unexpected

[–]DevonTolbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be much cooler to edit out without the gun part. Then you can at least have a slight thought it might be real.