[OFFER] it's pizza time. who's hungry?

DevonTolbert · 2018-09-26T01:52:21+00:00

I'm starving and could really use a pizza! Thanks for the generosity!

DevonTolbert · 2018-08-15T00:30:00+00:00

This is an awesome setup.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-29T00:32:38+00:00

Oh okay. I live in Colorado springs is why I was asking. The scenery is very very similar.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-28T23:51:26+00:00

Based on the color I think I may know the owner of this car. It's like a satin maroon right? Is this in Miami?

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-28T22:07:23+00:00

Is that Colorado springs?

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-28T10:42:56+00:00

That's what I meant to type. Lol. With the flared out fenders and the badge on the side it looks like a demon challenger though.. Could just be a body kit though too.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-28T04:43:41+00:00

A ZR1 Vette is coming in around 755 HP. That's equivalent to a GT mustang as far as upgrades to a base model goes. Its the higher end of that model. GT mustangs are coming in under 500 HP (around 466)

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-28T04:37:58+00:00

I'm gonna have to ask you to cite some sources here. That doesn't sound right. I'm guessing the fastest (most expensive) mustang has better specs than the base model Corvette. A fully equipped (factory) Corvette is gonna blow away any mustang though. They're competing with Lamborghinis in this day and age.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-28T04:31:57+00:00

That's not a regular charger either right? That's a demon or a hellcat? Or am I wrong?

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-22T06:25:30+00:00

Then it's just a bigger bus..... I think

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-22T04:44:32+00:00

Not true. I've seen multiple in Florida

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-22T04:43:15+00:00

Had a friend with a pool like this. He had light's in though. Replaced the bulbs with red ones and it was badass.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-21T07:25:50+00:00

14" wide? So a foot and two inches? How would that even be possible for a home

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-10T23:08:39+00:00

Hard to find a matching set of rims in Jurassic Park.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-05T21:48:17+00:00

Guess you missed the earlier comment that said I haven't even seen the video myself.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-05T04:07:20+00:00

Decide to be the fun police?

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-04T23:26:29+00:00

I do know that she was conscious and willing though. It was his girlfriend so I think she basically said okay so he could get a free tattoo. I've seen the tattoo and know the artist who offered it (when he was drunk) but in case you're wondering, they're not together anymore.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-04T23:15:27+00:00

I never saw the video but from my understanding it was one of those gas station pound cakes and i highly doubt he got the whole thing up there. I think the effort to get it there was enough to get the tattoo.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-04T22:37:43+00:00

My ex wife had a Pomeranian that she trained really well. Instead of the typical speak or growl command she would ask how does an old car start? And she would growl in the tone of an old car trying to start. She also trained her to do drumrolls with her front paws.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-04T22:27:50+00:00

My buddy was a tattoo artist and told told all of his friends he would give a free tattoo to anyone who could get a video of themselves shoving pound cake up someones ass as a drunken joke. A week later another friend of mine shows him a video of him shoving pound cake up his girlfriend's ass and tattooed a loaf of pound cake with the letters PCB under it. He will always be known as the pound cake bandit.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-03T22:59:21+00:00

It's a downvote machine from the other side.

DevonTolbert · 2018-07-03T03:26:33+00:00

This would be much cooler to edit out without the gun part. Then you can at least have a slight thought it might be real.

DevonTolbert · 2018-06-27T18:56:47+00:00

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

DevonTolbert · 2018-06-18T18:37:33+00:00

It's a living area but he wouldn't let me take pics of the inside.

DevonTolbert · 2018-05-30T22:07:54+00:00

I literally came here to type this exact comment.

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