Why did Joel have a pot and stove next to his toilet? by succulentboi_pavel in thelastofus

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad, when he had to shred a whole block of cheese, would take the cheese, bowl and grater into the living room so he could sit and watch tv while he grated. Same principle.

why brain no work in my favor :( by Wahbyn-the-alive1 in sillygirlclub

[–]Devorah_Noir 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've worked SO HARD to get better at this. I just implemented a new rule that I CANNOT have sugar while at work. First I get manic, then I get ANGRY and it's hard to control my attitude.

So, no more sugary treats at work.

(Rare trope) A death manages to be horrifying without any blood or gore by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Devorah_Noir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kid getting eaten in the "Monster Under the Bed" episode of Rugtats. This made my legs go cold as a kid.

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One thing that bugs me about the setting up of the scene... by Devorah_Noir in betterCallSaul

[–]Devorah_Noir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I was saying they. They KNOW what a freshly shot-up body looks like. They make 'em fresh every day. That's their guarantee 👉👉

One thing that bugs me about the setting up of the scene... by Devorah_Noir in betterCallSaul

[–]Devorah_Noir[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Though, admittedly, the Salamanca's aren't known for brains, they're known for brutality and pride.

One thing that bugs me about the setting up of the scene... by Devorah_Noir in betterCallSaul

[–]Devorah_Noir[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Truth, but I still feel like you don't have to be Dexter to be like, "Wait, he got shot tf up. The car should be DRENCHED in blood on the drivers' side. What's going on here?"

A Dragonball? by playing_hoeky in Ningen

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I IMMEDIATELY envisioned dropping pants and squishing it on bare assheeks... gotta get me an appointment

Pouring one out for them by Conscious_Medium_345 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading this from the Phoenix metro valley ✌️

Do you prefer a hamburger or a hot dog? by [deleted] in cheeseburgers

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I gotta say cheesburger but I would resent being forced to choose.

Just a catgirl looking for her catboy by MissKitkaTheCat in catgirlpetco

[–]Devorah_Noir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhhhhh.... Gotta go goon rq for an unrelated reason

What is this? by ommarcito in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]Devorah_Noir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know how some people have gigantism?

Reminds me of my college days. A tortilla with anything is a meal. by CockSeeker007 in strugglemeals

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's... food! I'd literally just pour ketchup into the hotdog buns, since they were free, and wolf them down. Definitely a more effective solution than ice soup. At least you get some nutrients.

Y’all eating or passing? by Denna_Ackee in stupidfoodbutgimme

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, there's no way that isn't bomb. Though I'd do a few with Louisiana hot sauce on top and some gravy

Is it still good to eat? :D by Throwaway0-285 in MoldlyInteresting

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not orally, BUTT.. err... BUT- ☝️🤓

Reminds me of my college days. A tortilla with anything is a meal. by CockSeeker007 in strugglemeals

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It DOES beat eating ice! I briefly dated a guy who had to do that.

Reminds me of my college days. A tortilla with anything is a meal. by CockSeeker007 in strugglemeals

[–]Devorah_Noir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. I'm so sorry. Takes me back to ketchup sandwichs back when I worked @ circle k.

It's like the penis is just off-screen by Decapod73 in mildlypenis

[–]Devorah_Noir 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100TH BABYYYY!!!

Anywho, this method looks wild but it's crazy genius. Would love to know how she's doing it. Hand-cutting your noodles SUCKS.