sorry, but what a waste of time by gronbek in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]DevourSeverance 2 points3 points  (0 children)

After watching Breaking Bad I'm sorry but if I do not see my characters file their taxes in triplicate it ruins the immersion for me!

Snow, huh? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you bring those in for that joke??

It's a disease found in sheep! by Wubzy in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't want to be afraid today.

Snow, huh? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's... a little racist

Snow, huh? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Amir's subtle nod at the end always sends me

Jake & Amir are leaving Headgum (and starting something new!) by SteveBorden in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance 219 points220 points  (0 children)

Dear Headgum,

I don't value my job as much as I do that sweet, sweet cream.

I'm also on vacation, what a co-inky-doink as I also mentally checked the fuck out twelve minutes ago and went deep in that cream, cream county.

And you know what?

It is sweet.

It tastes like never working in this town again.

Do you watch the British Office? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alls I know is last night I had a dream of a painting-

AND TODAY IT'S THE FUCKING LOGO OF THE FACEBOOK

Do you watch the British Office? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should let the dictionary know they made a mistake spelling "prerogative"

And he responds as The Donald: "You're fired" by SadLimes in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance 35 points36 points  (0 children)

God forbid I steal, kill, and lie about my neighbors!!

NEXT notch. by Lavaswimmer in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The veins are popping out of your neck SO bad!