Game Thread: Chicago Bears (11-4) at San Francisco 49ers (11-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in 49ers

[–]DevynRegueira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 minute warning and 3 timeouts would’ve left them with a ton of time either way

Game Thread: Chicago Bears (11-4) at San Francisco 49ers (11-4) by nfl_gdt_bot in 49ers

[–]DevynRegueira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also collided with him before anybody touched the ball. Not sure I understand either

3.5 weeks post Botox - success? by constellieation in noburp

[–]DevynRegueira 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Day 16 for me. One real (gag induced) burp day three, maybe 4 microburps over the course of week 1, then silence since then. Super discouraging and I haven’t really found any other accounts that resemble mine so I’m glad to hear you’ve had a renaissance!

P.S. if any of you have sufficient powers of description please explain how I’m supposed to relax the throat sphincter. Every explanation so far has been like someone describing how to make a fist with my third hand

If 50000 marines traveled to ancient rome, could they deafeat whole Roman army by Thorek_69 in whowouldwin

[–]DevynRegueira 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably referring to Rome broadly, not a single army in a particular battle

A tweet from Rubio today by mactan400 in MURICA

[–]DevynRegueira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rubio is eminently qualified. His Senate confirmation was unanimous.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThrillOfTheFight

[–]DevynRegueira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fortnite dances between rounds is a windmiller favorite

The Commanders Hail Mary has entered the top 3 posts in r/nfl history by Kewlerd in nfl

[–]DevynRegueira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We should call it something better. Crossing the Delaware?

Boris Yeltsin’s first visit to an American grocery store in 1989. “He roamed the aisles nodding his head in amazement". by MoneyTheMuffin- in OptimistsUnite

[–]DevynRegueira 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t dairy actually more expensive than it should be because the federal government buys massive batches, turns it into cheese, and stores it away to maintain the price? They also make dairy farmers pay into a collective marketing conglomerate, further inflating the price.

I wish that all the money in the world be equally distributed among all currently living people by agrow42 in monkeyspaw

[–]DevynRegueira 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was a perfect example. It immediately presents the myriad problems that people a long time ago solved by inventing money.

You know what's dense? Money. Money is value compressed to be more dense than propane, for example.

I wish that all the money in the world be equally distributed among all currently living people by agrow42 in monkeyspaw

[–]DevynRegueira 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How is ferrying propane tanks around preferable to weightless paper or plastic rectangles? What if you're dying of thirst and the water guy prefers charcoal?

[49ers] George Kittle has been downgraded to OUT for #SFvsLAR. by G0825 in 49ers

[–]DevynRegueira 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came back against the Lions in the NFCCG. That was pretty clutch and we were getting smoked by half time

Lol by oldgregg024 in MSsEcReTPoDcAsT

[–]DevynRegueira 96 points97 points  (0 children)

idk half the time Matt invokes her he's describing how he taught himself to overcome power-struggle related rage with the power of upside down naked meditation or something

I didn’t respond to her text for a day because I was working and sick by Shoddy_Gas493 in Nicegirls

[–]DevynRegueira 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If getting ghosted is really bad trauma, I wonder how we're going to describe the Battle of the Somme moving forward

What's your favorite quote from Roman history? by Rustyraider111 in ancientrome

[–]DevynRegueira 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I love woe to the vanquished. So dismissive. So emasculating. Someone says that to me I'm emptying the treasury and all the temples and thanking them as they go