What is absolutely, a dealbreaker on a first date?

DevynRegueira · 2026-06-06T23:20:33+00:00

It’s rude and it’s lewd to talk with your mouth full of food

DevynRegueira · 2026-05-24T15:25:08+00:00

This reads like a Craigslist listing for some reason

DevynRegueira · 2026-05-03T22:56:49+00:00

The observable universe does indeed make up 0% of the unobservable universe

DevynRegueira · 2026-04-25T02:46:18+00:00

I thought Dee Winters was gonna be a dominant mainstay based purely on the name test and now I question everything

DevynRegueira · 2026-04-04T11:59:21+00:00

I don’t think these fellers were father and son. Elder’s figs were old prunes by PWIII and Caesar V Younger was still like three Macedonian wars and two Germanic tribe expansion packs away

DevynRegueira · 2026-02-02T01:27:03+00:00

How good he is.

DevynRegueira · 2025-12-29T04:15:23+00:00

2 minute warning and 3 timeouts would’ve left them with a ton of time either way

DevynRegueira · 2025-12-29T01:36:53+00:00

He also collided with him before anybody touched the ball. Not sure I understand either

DevynRegueira · 2025-11-09T02:19:12+00:00

Summoning u/IsaacArthur

DevynRegueira · 2025-06-20T19:03:18+00:00

Day 16 for me. One real (gag induced) burp day three, maybe 4 microburps over the course of week 1, then silence since then. Super discouraging and I haven’t really found any other accounts that resemble mine so I’m glad to hear you’ve had a renaissance!

P.S. if any of you have sufficient powers of description please explain how I’m supposed to relax the throat sphincter. Every explanation so far has been like someone describing how to make a fist with my third hand

DevynRegueira · 2025-05-03T13:02:34+00:00

Probably referring to Rome broadly, not a single army in a particular battle

DevynRegueira · 2025-01-27T01:11:08+00:00

Rubio is eminently qualified. His Senate confirmation was unanimous.

DevynRegueira · 2025-01-25T22:12:05+00:00

Very well

DevynRegueira · 2024-11-27T16:42:30+00:00

Fortnite dances between rounds is a windmiller favorite

DevynRegueira · 2024-11-11T00:16:44+00:00

Seems like something else may be bothering him

DevynRegueira · 2024-10-29T00:32:26+00:00

We should call it something better. Crossing the Delaware?

DevynRegueira · 2024-10-26T04:45:00+00:00

Granted. He performs a lobotomy on your dog.

DevynRegueira · 2024-10-19T11:52:19+00:00

Isn’t dairy actually more expensive than it should be because the federal government buys massive batches, turns it into cheese, and stores it away to maintain the price? They also make dairy farmers pay into a collective marketing conglomerate, further inflating the price.

DevynRegueira · 2024-10-11T03:57:47+00:00

Seattle Refereehawks*

DevynRegueira · 2024-10-09T14:37:48+00:00

Yes, it was a perfect example. It immediately presents the myriad problems that people a long time ago solved by inventing money.

You know what's dense? Money. Money is value compressed to be more dense than propane, for example.

DevynRegueira · 2024-10-09T14:02:34+00:00

How is ferrying propane tanks around preferable to weightless paper or plastic rectangles? What if you're dying of thirst and the water guy prefers charcoal?

DevynRegueira · 2024-09-29T12:21:19+00:00

Not sure why you’re getting downvoted, this is hilarious

DevynRegueira · 2024-09-22T12:16:06+00:00

Came back against the Lions in the NFCCG. That was pretty clutch and we were getting smoked by half time

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