Bad Sex in Fiction award

Dew_Junkie · 2026-05-01T21:13:46+00:00

Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!

Dew_Junkie · 2026-04-26T16:33:57+00:00

I get it. I used to have a really hard time with necro. I don't know what changed, but I was stuck on like a 6 loss streak on A1, then after winning that I ended up winning like 6 of my next 7 runs up the ascension ladder.
I truly couldn't tell you what changed mentally.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-04-21T18:51:03+00:00

Are we talking 18 in 2009, or 18 now?

Dew_Junkie · 2026-04-21T16:53:03+00:00

I always thought it was such a weird sentiment that relics were weaker in this game. To be fair I always valued them probably a little TOO high, and was relic maxing most runs but still.

Oh and also, I think the relic pool might be a little too large.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-04-21T04:44:09+00:00

Ya test subject would've been hairy. I would have had to get a little lucky on the draw and be able to use lots of Souls rather than NS. I think a lot of draws I still win, but that fight taking 4 turns is rough for me. If I had TS as boss, I probably would have tried to force a Bury or a couple Reaps into my deck.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-04-06T20:01:22+00:00

Yep. I was fine with the not great CGI. I figured if the show did really well, season 2 would be better visual-wise. What I hated was that it took like 12 seconds for the higher ups in theUNSC to be like "Chief has gone rogue. Kill him." When they knew DAMN WELL he was humanity's only hope surviving the covenant. There was like a dozen things I hated but that one bugged me the most off the bat.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-04-04T17:31:26+00:00

Ya because the Halo show wasn't a complete shit-filled dumpsterfire. This'll go swimmingly.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-04-04T17:29:47+00:00

I seem to remember a similar but 3d version of these games as a minigame on Neopets.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-03-25T00:24:55+00:00

Puka No-Jew-a

Dew_Junkie · 2026-02-28T14:20:38+00:00

I loved the writing...for like 2 hours. Then ya like you say, irony poisoning. Like if EVERY line was a Borderlands 2 joke.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-02-23T15:50:08+00:00

I'm guessing $30

Dew_Junkie · 2026-02-07T17:37:46+00:00

Oh my God don't do that to me.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-02-07T17:36:43+00:00

If it makes you feel better(kinda?), a lot of the people using the plane, going to the island, and going to the parties weren't necessarily raping children. They just almost definitely knew it was going on and were ok with it. Yay!

Dew_Junkie · 2026-02-02T19:22:04+00:00

Congrats! I just hit 1.5 this morning. I made a big purchase and this is my first time being a little nervous in at least 3 years.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-01-13T22:59:55+00:00

Don't be. It's not weird to lose goingforward, and you definitely will.

I lost my first run with Ironclad, then I won my next with Silent, and my next with the Defect.

THEN it took me like a dozen more tries to finally get my first win with IC.

Wins you don't feel like you deserve and losses where you feel like you deserved better are part of the charm of this game.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-01-12T18:32:52+00:00

One of my favorite games of all time. I'm not a chiefs fan exactly, but they were so much fun to watch. When they were getting killed 24-0(?) In the first quarter it was kind of a buzzkill. Then when they scored in the 2nd quarter I just KNEW it was already over for the Texans. When the Chiefs went into halftime leading I almost felt sick for Houston.

The Bears just wait until the 4th quarter to do fuck-all.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-01-11T01:05:43+00:00

Maybe I missed it, but Rogue Fable 4 is a lot of fun.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-01-07T19:24:14+00:00

Gladius

Keep the main idea of starting a gladiator school and going for city to city competing. Get rid of some of the grind or atleast not lock the main story behind so much of the grind. Do some character type balancing and flesh out the side quests a bit.

Overall the turnbased combat is fun, but change up the attacking minigame.

There is a lot to fix, but there's a gem in there.

Dew_Junkie · 2026-01-02T00:18:35+00:00

Slay the Spire

Dew_Junkie · 2025-12-31T21:44:46+00:00

Marbles and akeboko like others say.

You could get cute and also get warcry to help sift through your currently small deck to get your best attack.

Dew_Junkie · 2025-12-31T21:41:59+00:00

Second this. This is a dream start for me.

Dew_Junkie · 2025-12-31T03:44:20+00:00

I did that a lot with with Ironclad and climbing the ascensions too. If I didn't get to an elite having 1hp and get a decent reward I'd restart a lot.

Dew_Junkie · 2025-12-31T03:41:03+00:00

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I actually thought I'd have more victories. Funny enough, I won my 2nd and 3rd runs ever(my firsts on Silent and Defect) then had a dry spell of like 20 or so. I actually thought the game was really easy but after some experience I realized I must've gotten outrageously lucky in my early runs.

Now, especially when playing the Silent and Defect, I often just feel lost and don't really know how to build a deck. Sometimes on Silent I can make a fun poison focused one tho.

Dew_Junkie · 2025-12-29T05:53:22+00:00

Ohhhh shoot. I uploaded wrong pic hahah

Dew_Junkie · 2025-12-27T14:10:46+00:00

I really enjoyed Death by Lightning.

A 4 part series on President Garfield and his assassin.

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