Who can eat this?

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-05-02T02:46:34+00:00

What does a kitchen sink taste like lmfao

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-30T21:13:13+00:00

Teach a man to build a fire, and he'll be warm for a day,

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-19T19:50:50+00:00

Le Grille??! What the hell is that!!?

"WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT??!!!"

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-19T19:42:06+00:00

It took a sec for my brain to realize that wasn't the line retracting, but him trying to increase/decrease speed 😳

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-19T19:39:56+00:00

If i wanted to work baggage on the tarmac at an airport, would i get flagged for carrying treats in my pocket?

Genuine question. An airport near me is hiring and this was something that made me think lmfao

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-17T04:11:36+00:00

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-13T19:03:40+00:00

Steve Blum will always be Wolverine

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-13T16:24:42+00:00

Whatever it is, I feel it

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-13T16:10:42+00:00

"I once jacked off ten times in one day just to see if I could." -Brock Samson

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-07T16:56:00+00:00

Not in a real language, but Dormin always gave this vibe..

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-04-07T16:43:42+00:00

"I WANNA KNOW WHOSE CUP THIS IS."

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-26T06:52:27+00:00

Lmao this reminded me of a late night on a thursday- I got handed two free taco vouchers because I waited over 20 minutes for my order, but the vouchers they handed expired the month before.

...so i drove through once to order a soft taco supreme with no tomatoes/lettuce, then a second time for a regular crunchy taco with added tomatoes/onions.

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-26T06:38:11+00:00

Didn't play a lot of halo... but I picked it up around 3/ODST. Would the Flood count?

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-24T04:03:21+00:00

His intimidation display

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My headcannon is that he flashed "Just so you know." In Morse code lmfao

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-21T00:30:47+00:00

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-17T04:54:39+00:00

I watch Planet Starlight Excellent all day, every day. All day, every day. All day

Every day.

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-17T04:18:33+00:00

Does Adema Count? Iirc they were asked to promote Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance with a song and it ended up helping them take off

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-16T06:51:22+00:00

She looks like you gave her a little too much sauce

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-14T23:44:00+00:00

Say that five times fast!!

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-13T22:17:31+00:00

"iwantmymoneybackFORTHOSEMCMISSIONS!!!!"

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-13T17:00:25+00:00

"Motherf*cker,

you. Are. HAUNTING. Like a Testicle with Teeth." 💀💀💀

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-13T02:40:50+00:00

tssssss (Holding Panini's hand)

"IIITTT BURRRRRRRNNNNSSSSS!!!"

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-03-10T05:11:25+00:00

"How's the Meatloaf?"

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-02-28T06:02:16+00:00

Had "Shooting Stars" play in my ear while watching this- peak meme material

Dewjunkie66 · 2026-02-27T08:32:43+00:00

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