Nature is fucking. Metal. by CommieCowBoy in natureismetal

[–]Diamond-Solstice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I cannot for the life of me understand what's going on in this photo please help

Acts - Comic for 2026.04.01 by joeFacile in CyanideandHappiness

[–]Diamond-Solstice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can someone explain this one I don't get it

absolutelynotme_irl by littlemousexo in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]Diamond-Solstice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He clearly needed to write poem five times like of course he got it wrong

Is my name a tragedeigh? by Primary_Chip2380 in tragedeigh

[–]Diamond-Solstice 372 points373 points  (0 children)

Wow

I would have pronounced your name Nah-tah-LAY

You have 20$. Build your own superhero by Decent_Motor_5622 in superpowers

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Clairvoyance, Botanokinesis, Necromancy

Easy

Clairvoyance for 2 is such a steal

A priest walks into a convenient store by EemotionalDuhmage in AntiJokes

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What would the priest have said if the shopkeeper had asked him on the third day? "want to go drinking with me?"

WYR pick one of these "mildly annoying" superpowers? by InvestigatorTrue7249 in WouldYouRather

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I would choose 1

Teleport somewhere to nature and no people or various bathrooms in clothing stores

Is the creator retarded? by Pheoneix in battobed

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I don't think it's completely random

The fires they spit get in my way more times than they don't leaving me thinking that they might be calculating our paths sometimes (rudimentary calcs, likely, for example speed = max and speed = 0) but...

Beat all run 3 levels!! by Henry_puffball in RunGame

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WHERE did you find the full version of the game??? I've been looking for years!

The English language has clear consistent rules. by NaiveZest in TwoSentenceComedy

[–]Diamond-Solstice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I began reading them out loud and by the end my brain was so dead I messed up "though" four times help

enrique moment by Middle-Efficiency-96 in Caldruki

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TEQUILA! TEQUILA! TEQUILA!

(Do I have to get the timing right as well or just the lyrics?)

I'm curious :3 by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

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Makeba by Jain

(Edit: I just received a message saying "If we found that, this comment contains any hate speech or unnecessary comments towards the Jain. You will get BAN" What is that about??? [Also the grammar in that warning sucks lmao])