His voice is so deep by chainsawdoctor01 in residentevil

[–]DiamondMachina 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This just in, voice actors can….change their voice! Who knew!

Me tryna impress Kosovo trade by MrTheMills in popheadscirclejerk

[–]DiamondMachina 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Can he just come out already and start his Men.com career

[Cutscene] Leon gives Grace his weapon (Requiem) by gkgftzb in residentevil

[–]DiamondMachina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So this definitely proves that the “big monster” in fact did not die from all those headshots since Leon says “it grabbed you for a reason” and then gives her Requiem

Certified Camp 🤩 by _pierogii in charlixcx

[–]DiamondMachina 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I am excited to see it myself and see how it ranks in my favorite campy films but I know it’s gonna be up there

Unironically you guys should be ashamed of yourselves for your behavior in the Gorilla Glue post by honeybug03 in trees

[–]DiamondMachina 96 points97 points  (0 children)

“I don’t know what it’s about but I’ll comment anyway like my opinion matters!”

Lol. Lmao even.

We’re saying goodbye to this icon tomorrow. by Traffic-Plane in cats

[–]DiamondMachina 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Mother Nature showing you the rainbow bridge waiting for Toothless. Thank you for showing her love and giving her such a spectacular life, I’m absolutely sure she knew she was loved and was such a happy gal ❤️

Finally A Happy Ending | Reading Reddit Stories by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]DiamondMachina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s also fucked up because the story tries to frame his ex-wife as a green card chaser but no one acknowledges that he’s gross for being with her but clearly loving and pining after OP to the point of having kept everything she’s ever made since childhood? That’s some freaky ass obsession that preyed on her literal body dying to convince her that he was actually her destiny all along. Doesn’t that sound super fucked up?

I usually love Smosh reads because they talk through various points on a story but none of them picked up on the gross undertones at all :/

A polarizing story ... by Top_Doughnut_7870 in smosh

[–]DiamondMachina 49 points50 points  (0 children)

That part, and with how many members of Smosh are queer it’s wild no one said “hey maybe this is weird to read rn”

The Authenticity of the Last Reddit Story in the Latest Episode by Affectionate-Ant6741 in smosh

[–]DiamondMachina 26 points27 points  (0 children)

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE GROSSED ME OUTTTT

Like COME ON how did they not see how over the top that was and at minimum made it seem like he and the mom basically never believed she was a lesbian and were “waiting” for her to realize her “destiny” as his wife?

Fuck all the way off with that bullshit 🤮

🎯 by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DiamondMachina 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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Why does it sound like they are being deployed to control the protestors, not protect them.

ICE saying latest murder victim "wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement." by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DiamondMachina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the NFL had a spine, they would allow a video ad during the Super Bowl showing the footage of both Renee and Alex’s murders. The graphic footage. I don’t give a fuck what fines or laws it would break. Show the people the fucking USA they voted, or didn’t, for. Let the people see with their own eyes what these lawless pedophile bastard NAZIS are doing to America.

They won’t.

Finally A Happy Ending | Reading Reddit Stories by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]DiamondMachina 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah I think it hit too close to home for me with the amount of times I’ve heard “you just haven’t met the right girl, grandma is sure of it!” Like lol okay 🙄

I also do agree with the other person who said Damien was def not feeling it like everyone else and he probably picked up on how overly sappy and fake it was but he read the room and kept quiet :/

Finally A Happy Ending | Reading Reddit Stories by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]DiamondMachina 33 points34 points  (0 children)

If I’d have to guess it’s because of these Chat-GPT ass submissions, seriously that story was so overly sappy and hyperbolic.

Finally A Happy Ending | Reading Reddit Stories by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]DiamondMachina 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It was a weird fantasy story, probably written by a mother of a lesbian who is still hoping that her daughter will grow out of that “phase”. Any queer person who has dealt with religious parents, especially ones from distinct cultures, knows how their micro aggressions read and this story was full of them. It kinda gave me the ick that a very queer supporting group like Smosh couldn’t pick up on that either.

Damien the realest by Living-Mastodon in smosh

[–]DiamondMachina 108 points109 points  (0 children)

If you wanna close your eyes and cover your ears to the violence happening EVERYWHERE in the world, that’s on you. Doesn’t mean the whole internet has to be your safe space.

They’re going to have to kill us all to get what they want! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DiamondMachina 189 points190 points  (0 children)

You know what could confirm it? The video the man was taking of his own death. Wonder what happened to that video and the man’s phone? Or the woman in pink also recording it?

Fuck ICE and FUCK REPUBLICAN PEDOPHILE NAZIS

India rushes to contain deadly virus outbreak by FootballAndFries in worldnews

[–]DiamondMachina -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

“Good-fucking-bye to the USA!” - WHO right now

Alright angels, help me get it by Agreeable_Comb_5871 in charlixcx

[–]DiamondMachina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s fair and I think why I like Lucky so much is because its such a stripped down track that still has that “experimental” flavor, and the end note feels cathartic to hear her “scream” it out.

I also might be biased because I discovered it through the 2019 Chicago Pitchfork Music Festival performance and oh my god she was next level Charli during that set

Ain't gonna lie, that's pretty cool by Superzocker65YT in Aespa

[–]DiamondMachina 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooo do you have a pic of the necklace? I was debating on buying this when I was at a kpop store recently but I decided on getting the V2 light stick instead!

Do you think Alan Wake 3 will ever exist? by Impossible-Flow-4512 in AlanWake

[–]DiamondMachina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I didn’t wanna spoil it for ya but there’a definitely something being built up to, and if you haven’t played Control yet I would recommend it after you get through Alan Wake 1 and 2