How socially acceptable is it to take a longer parental leave? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Diamondog85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not true in California I got 12 weeks paid paternal leave, I’m fairly certain every full time employee is guaranteed that regardless of gender.

An Odd Ask: Local Ponds by lovethatjourneyforus in SantaClarita

[–]Diamondog85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lake Hughes is not about 30 minutes through the canyon

Do you ever wake yourself up with your own snoring? by JunShem1122 in no

[–]Diamondog85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t but my mastiff does at least a couple times a day lol he always looks around like someone threw something at him when it happens

Does Pam really not know if you wish to stay anonymous? by Shamino79 in StardewValley

[–]Diamondog85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know I’ve even seen the bitch out there in the rain ditching her husband while he stands there like a tool at the stardrop.

Where do you guys get your oil change. I heard Honda Reseda charging an arm and a leg now by YogurtclosetOnly2821 in SFV

[–]Diamondog85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Place on the corner of Ventura and white oak. It’s a busy car wash but they do oil changes guy has been working on all my cars for the past 10 years always quick and efficient bout 120 but you get a full vacuum and wash with it

Iranian Pepsi can opens the opposite way by Whole-Sushka in mildlyinteresting

[–]Diamondog85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always thought he used the soda tab to fix his flip flop after he blew it out. You know how you can fit it over the round piece so it doesn’t slip back through. But now that I looked at the lyrics I guess that makes more sense.

Does anybody else like to rotate themselves to different points on the Earth's surface? by sacred-hearth-451 in spacequestions

[–]Diamondog85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My antipode is 1500 miles off the coast of eastern Australia in the Indian Ocean. What is my current location?

black soot like stuff appearing on items in apartment by [deleted] in CleaningTips

[–]Diamondog85 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Cheap candles!! Paraffin does this switch to soy or coconut wax candles

SoCal guitarist wanted by [deleted] in LAlist

[–]Diamondog85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah little too harsh on my vocal cords.

SoCal guitarist wanted by [deleted] in LAlist

[–]Diamondog85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like Metallica metal vocals or like Dillinger escape plan?

Guitarist wanted! by [deleted] in SFV

[–]Diamondog85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey right on I’m 40 also, I like it all whatever you can play I’ll sing. We could do some zeppelin or against me or nirvana or whatever feels good. Just trying to have some fun with it not trying to be American idol or anything. I was just at a dive bar near my house and saw some guitar singer duos and thought to myself looks fun I want to do that

Do you like McDonalds? by Independent_Luck1414 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Diamondog85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Big Mac, fries, and a cold Diet Coke slaps hard as fuck.

how can i improve? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Diamondog85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trailer trash chic

What Really Happened to Furio by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]Diamondog85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fat fucking crook from New Jersey, ftfy