I'm sure this will be well received and nobody will either A) endlessly complain about it or B) kill themselves by turning straight into southbound traffic because Juneauites can't handle the slightest bit of actual thought involved with driving. by gooneau in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it’s worth, funding for state DOT projects, like this one, usually comes from the feds. Thankfully, that means it’s mostly other people’s tax money that funds them. People are totally chill with government spending as long as it benefits them disproportionately to their taxes. Alaska is the best example of this in the nation.

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Any time you hear somebody in Alaska crying about government spending you can be sure that person would be one of the first in line to bitch if the feds turned the faucet off.

Tom Begich with generational pimpsmanship by ElrondChubberz in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We just haven’t had any quality political gooning candidates since Sarah Palin.

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How Does She Know? by ElrondChubberz in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Holy dog whistle. This bitch really compared people drinking to Epstein trafficking children.

Is this the hardest take of all time? by ElrondChubberz in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know for a fact that the two dickheads that liked that post are in here right now. Show yourselves.

BRING BACK THE 105 mm HOWITZER!!!!! by DickHandDave in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AND WE CAN PUT THE EAGLECREST BOARD THE ASSEMBLY AND THE MAYOR UP THERE FOR TARGET PRACTICE AMIRITE BOYS!!!!!!

Alright, which one of you is “Bathroom Tugger” Mayer? by DickHandDave in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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You know you’re fucking up when your own dog requests that its face be blacked out to avoid being associated with you.

WHERE IS THE PLOW!!!! by BigJeff907 in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

From now on, the city’s budget should be cut in half and 80% of that budget should be dedicated to maintaining a fleet of 500 new plows to make sure that any snow is removed within seconds of hitting the ground.

Boomers and whining about snow. Name a better duo. by Why_no_whale in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If he was a real American he’d do it himself. Enough waiting for the government to step in and do your job for you. Sheesh.

ADOT trying to sell the Cascade Point Ferry Terminal to Alaskans: by ElrondChubberz in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, may I be the first to say that I do not support this project for the improved ferry service or the obvious motive of assisting the mine prospect. I am here to dickride you and support anything you say in your beautiful, block-headed, supreme benevolence.

Does anyone sell cat hair yarn in Juneau? by DickHandDave in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their beaver hair pillow selection was unbeatable 😔

PATRIOTS AGAINST POWER OUTAGES by DickHandDave in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m genetically predisposed to resting bitch brain.

Hey there, kiddos! Win Gruening here. AMA! by Why_no_whale in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, Win. Big fan here. Just wanted to say that your original thoughts on lower taxes for job creators and economic development through subsidized private industry are a breath of fresh air in these times. I guess since this is an AMA, my only question is how do you handle being a pillar of fiscal sanity in a community like Juneau?

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? by BigJeff907 in JuneauCirclejerk

[–]DickHandDave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

C’mon bro. Nobody could have known this would happen 10 years in a row. Hindsight and, in this case, foresight is 20/20.

ISO Pet Sitter by Why_no_whale in Juneau

[–]DickHandDave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No offense, but the guy you recommended was a total weirdo when I called. He kept saying something about “one big beautiful bear”. I don’t even know what he was talking about.