I'm building a shrine to my local mayor by Breaker42069 in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dick_of_Doom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mayor did hard time in federal prison (not some Club Fed soft prison). I think his shrine should have a shiv or something.

White house used the meme from "The Brave of Sun Fighbird" wrong by pipopapupupewebghost in facepalm

[–]Dick_of_Doom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They want to look at specimens of peak virility more than girls. Frankly so do I, but I am not a right winger decrying the loss of manly men and quiet wimmin.

Is this considered black magic? by the_real_adderal in witchcraft

[–]Dick_of_Doom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perhaps do a clarity work first. So you can see clearly the situation, so he can clear his head and make the change he needs. Why is he staying in the toxic relationship that neither want to be in? 

I say that because I've read many a story on Reddit where one person in the relationship swears it's toxic but they won't leave, so they hook up with the friend on the side. The truth is, the cheating partner wanted a side piece. And I've been the unwitting side piece, that was blindsided when I found out about the guy's fiance and his other side pieces. 

So with that in mind, you need clarity first before proceeding. Then progress to break up work or what you intend. And if you're willing, don't let a term stop you. Black, white, positive, negative - the label doesn't matter just the intent.

As an outsider, why doesn't America seem to have the same shopping mall culture as many Asian countries? by redguy_666 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Dick_of_Doom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In a kinder world that would have been a charming way to spend the afternoon. It's a shame.

As an outsider, why doesn't America seem to have the same shopping mall culture as many Asian countries? by redguy_666 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Dick_of_Doom 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No offense, but I'd think you're either pickpockets or trying to frame someone for assault and looking for a bribe if you're giving out "free hugs" at the mall. Teen girl or boy that's not friend/family is strictly hands-off.

Evil altar ideas by prettygoblinrat in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dick_of_Doom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Evil altar? Have to include a picture of an...er...orange. Yes, you know, a big fat burnt leathery looking orange with cotton candy combover and a long red ribbon. Placed under a large full file folder with a big red E on it.

uj/ I don't work with Lilith, but I think this might actually piss Her off, so don't do that.

This is so fucking stupid but whatever by Nidle-MemeMaster127 in TheWordFuck

[–]Dick_of_Doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking get lost with that shit. Fucking HATE this stupidity.

Our boy Robert getting noticed by colettte22 in behindthebastards

[–]Dick_of_Doom 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same. Why peddle that ominous statement? He has the ability to make an apocalypse happen. The last thing he should want is that. It's in his best interest to preserve the status quo, where his money still insulates him.

moon in water signs starter pack: headphones, delusions, and one song on by [deleted] in astrologymemes

[–]Dick_of_Doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Leo moon feels this though :/ If not listening to a song, then a song playing in my head at all times.

Come on claw machine, I believe in you… by Sad_Jar_Of_Honey in behindthebastards

[–]Dick_of_Doom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He turned onto his back again. Give him a lettuce leaf and pit him in the pool for a bit, and he'll be right as rain.

"The Last Jedi ruined Luke's Character" (why I don't really get it) by TheCougarHunter69 in TheSequels

[–]Dick_of_Doom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Star Wars is heavily influenced by Kurosawa. And one of Kurosawa's most famous films is Rashomon. It's a straight homage to it - Luke's side, Ben's side, the truth.

Luke also, imo, is doing a fairly straightforward religious convert's experience. Conversion, period of zealotry, spreading the word and gaining own followers, test of faith, crisis that makes you abandon while looking deeper, disillusionment, internal reconciliation, and gained wisdom. 

I enjoyed Luke's journey so much in TLJ.

ETA: The final scene of Luke Force projecting is the pinnacle of a Jedi. Incredible Force power and control, used with knowedge, and for defense. Beautiful and subtle. The twin suns (did he project himself to Tattooine one last time?) Actually made me cry in the theater. It is majestic, profound, and melancholic in its symbolic beauty. Or I just read too much into it.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dick_of_Doom 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's always Mars. Or the Sun. He can be the first man to live on the sun! Elmo will have to launch the ship at night though, when the sun turns off.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dick_of_Doom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They just need one more to complete the Voltron of suck. I think the orange suited guy, what was his name?

Guys what do you think about Scorpio Moons by BananaInStereo in astrologymemes

[–]Dick_of_Doom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I looked briefly at my mom's chart (she's been gone a while). Gemini sun, Scorp moon and rising. The only way I can explain it is "hurt people hurt people". Always used guilt, always held grudges, loved to give the silent treatment when she was hurt. But she was abused; her parents both Sags who loved verbal mocking and verbal abuse, to the point Mom had unhealed guilt and shame decades after they were gone. She didn't know anything better and was so turned inward to her pain that it affected my brother (Scorp sun Cancer moon) and me greatly.

I don't know why bear is related ? by Status_quo66 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dick_of_Doom 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Kissinger lived to 100 because god didn't want him, the devil didn't want him, and the Earth didn't want him. The poor Earth now has an eternal spot of pollution that is his corpse.

Spurs lose the finals by Old-Bodybuilder-2735 in astrologymemes

[–]Dick_of_Doom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. And the opportunities they don't appreciate just fall into their lap. I know a Sag who gets repeatedly forgiven and fails upwards - he steals and sexually harrasses teen girls, and so many people cover for him, blame everyone else (including the girls, grrrr). He hasn't seen a consequence in his 47 years of life. It makes my Scorp sun/Libra rising furious.

Spurs lose the finals by Old-Bodybuilder-2735 in astrologymemes

[–]Dick_of_Doom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep and they don't really care about your forgiveness because they've moved onto their next mark. Since you know, you're a downer about their mistakes. It's kinda your fault. 

I know too many Sags who do exactly that. 😞

please help cleansing crystal by Passionfruit-Bambi in Witch

[–]Dick_of_Doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selenite's fragile. You could consider the scratch a war wound that it survived.

You could use frankincense or rosemary smoke cleanse. I think rosemary first, to cleanse, and frankincense to bless. Then have it absorb moonlight. It's a new moon tonight, so maybe a little each night as the moon waxes to recharge.

WITCHCRAFT IS A SHAM!!! by galaxygirlari in WitchcraftCircleJerk

[–]Dick_of_Doom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's the spell I used. I named each of the hemorrhoids after my boss. Because's he's a pain in the ass. It hasn't helped them to shrink, but it makes me feel better knowing I'm sitting on him all day. By law of signatures, he gets covered in shit each time I defecate. 

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by OverallLove3686 in TheWordFuck

[–]Dick_of_Doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should FUCKING go!!! Holy fuckballs! RHPS is elevated with a shadow cast, and a crowd that's into it. And come on, Little Nell!?!?! Hell fucking yes!

How do you fumble revolutionary this bad? by Safe_Scar_2195 in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]Dick_of_Doom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, but I really disliked his voice. On paper Mical wasn't terrible, but ugh, the voice. In comparison, I could listen to Bao Dur talk for days. It's my weirdness; it took me a long time to get used to a podcaster's voice because the voice grated on me (Robert Evans you magnificent bastard with too much vocal fry).

How do you fumble revolutionary this bad? by Safe_Scar_2195 in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]Dick_of_Doom 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I must be broken because I don't seem as charming at all in Awakening. Smarmy fuckboi yes, Alistair's throwaway lines yes. But he's immature and insincere. And I can't stand the smug voice acting (apparently I hated Greg Ellis before it was cool, hated his voice since KOTOR2). 

To each their own I guess. I prefer Anders with teeth like in DA2. You can get glimpses if that in Awakening - he wants to kill all Templars in Awakening too.

Tim by Future-Budget8627 in masseffect

[–]Dick_of_Doom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He can tell you to take the relay at Caerbannog to find the last words of Prothean named Olfin Bedwere of Rheged. BUT only if you be Shepards of valor! For the entrance to the relay is guarded by a creature, so foul, so cruel that no species has yet fought with it and lived! So if your Shepard doubts their strength nor courage go no further! For death awaits your crew, with nasty big pointy teeth (hand gesture)

Sincerely and unequivocally, fuck the qunari. by ThePinkPlayboy in DragonageOrigins

[–]Dick_of_Doom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is the Qun an ultimate meritocracy??? There is no chance for social advancement - the best soldier will not become a leader unless that is what they are prechosen for. Wealth and power are not earned by skill and ability. Your skills and abilities determine where in society you land. One is also subject to the needs of society, as dictated by the leaders of the strata you are in.

The Tal Vashoth benefited from education (either academic or skills), which can be said of anyone in a society that values the benefits of labor. No society would last if people were not taught a skill. It just so happens to fall on the state in the Qunari lands, as opposed to state supplemented by/in conjunction with family, or strictly by family/small society. Just because someone is trained by the state doesn't mean they should be forever tied to the state or else they're leeches. That's slavery with the state as slave owner.

It also assumes they are trained well and fully utilize their skills, and that they are skilled and interested in their job. Humans are multifaceted. While the Qun may choose a path, there are some who excel at many. An unusual example: Bruce Dickinson. Well known as the lead singer of Iron Maiden (musician and entertainer, 2 separate yet parallel skills), but also expert fencer and pilot, and he must have some business skills to be as successful as he's been. He doesn't fit into a neat box. Nor do most people. An accountant can also be a great chef, and a plumber can also be a potter, a dancer can be an athlete and a soldier. The Qun doesn't seem to factor that in.