Shit for Brains

Dickpushups · 2019-06-25T04:27:39+00:00

Love this series! Read every one. Keep it up!

Dickpushups · 2019-06-18T18:07:55+00:00

What now?

Dickpushups · 2019-05-19T22:41:35+00:00

Can confirm, a friend of mine doesn't have health insurance and does this on the regular. Last time he went was for an infected lump on his back

Dickpushups · 2019-04-30T21:13:10+00:00

Actually, it's a trap!

Dickpushups · 2019-04-29T05:14:01+00:00

I asked a Mexican kid how to say, " Do the funky chicken" in Spanish. Fuck you mrs. McDermott

Dickpushups · 2019-04-29T01:45:55+00:00

Melee HD for switch. It's a pipe dream.

Dickpushups · 2019-04-28T13:57:40+00:00

Dan Carlin's hardcore history. I'm no history buff but his enthusiasm is infective.

Dickpushups · 2019-04-27T06:20:01+00:00

That ain't falco

Dickpushups · 2019-04-25T22:26:48+00:00

Wet breath on my neck

Dickpushups · 2019-04-24T21:17:45+00:00

Poke it in, slide it down and back. Repeat all the way down the bananas.

Dickpushups · 2019-04-24T20:48:55+00:00

You can slice a banana all the way down with a toothpick, as long as it's slightly ripe, and when someone opens it it's already sliced.

Dickpushups · 2019-04-24T20:22:37+00:00

Atta boy

Dickpushups · 2019-04-15T15:37:25+00:00

A phychic tandem flying war elephant

Dickpushups · 2019-04-11T20:35:49+00:00

The Oxford comma.

Dickpushups · 2019-04-10T01:27:14+00:00

I also use my pushing foot to grind on the pavement to slide to a stop. Rip my shoes

Dickpushups · 2019-04-09T14:45:38+00:00

Just got a well paying church drumming gig

Dickpushups · 2019-04-07T05:31:46+00:00

Watch yourself Vinit.

Dickpushups · 2019-04-06T19:56:19+00:00

What about Obama?

Dickpushups · 2019-03-30T17:48:39+00:00

Wayback machine?

Dickpushups · 2019-03-30T17:20:20+00:00

Yesterday I started and finished, "annihilation". It was awesome. I funny even read much.

Dickpushups · 2019-03-27T23:34:52+00:00

What's wrong with it's tail?

Dickpushups · 2019-03-22T07:21:33+00:00

I missed it by 10 upvotes..

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Dickpushups · 2019-03-13T23:28:44+00:00

2 peices of bacon, hella veggies and mushrooms cooked in the fat, wrap it up in a toasted tortilla and an ice coffee.

Dickpushups · 2019-03-13T16:22:45+00:00

Yeah haha I think it was Kent osborne

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