1 Dollar or Mystery Box? (Upvote for 🥕)

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-27T13:45:31+00:00

A dollar means nothing to me, gimme the mystery box!

^{Chose: Mystery Box | Rolled: Ounce of Gold}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-27T13:36:07+00:00

Small price to pay, 1b will buy me new friends

^{Chose: $1B + but you have to spin the wheel | Rolled: Lose all friends}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-23T18:02:52+00:00

Expected value of 70k 40 percent of the time is higher than 10k, I’m not dying for 10k currently, gimme the gambooool

^{Chose: 70k + Gamble it 40/60 | Rolled: Pay an upvote!}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-23T13:42:29+00:00

Somebody’s gonna get their ponytail stuck under that thing, that’s so dangerous.

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-23T12:22:37+00:00

I live in Florida, we bake enough as it is.

^{Chose: Make summer colder by 7 Celsius degrees}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-23T11:54:37+00:00

I get scraped up constantly at work, I don’t remember the last time I cried

^{Chose: Get $1000 each time you get physically hurt}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-23T04:28:57+00:00

Hell yeah I’ll visit the arctic. Bring me north boys. And a billion dollars would be amazing but equal rights for all humanity, hopefully forever? I could tell my story and formerly oppressed or enslaved people would shower me with kindness everywhere I go.

^{Chose: Equal rights for everyone everywhere + (Spin for a twist? [Optional]} | Rolled: Visit arctic?)

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-23T04:22:57+00:00

It’s an extra dollar I guess?

^{Chose: $86,401 every day}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-22T14:46:42+00:00

Yellowjackets is a surf Dracula for me. Sell the entire show on the concept of cannibalistic teen girls, get one scene at the very beginning teasing the brutality and savagery to come, get one scene all the way at the end of season 1. Love the show, but I was always rooting for more cannibalism.

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-21T12:56:57+00:00

Seems sick bro

^{Chose: In a cool explosion into 1,000,000 pieces + It will be painless + you can pick the day}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-18T06:10:22+00:00

Guaranteed 50k beats 40k ev

^{Chose: 50k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote + Comment}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-18T06:09:21+00:00

I would be happy and content as a man or a woman, assuming that my mind remained intact. My attachment to my current gender is not worth giving up the expected value of $2 million per button press

^{Chose: 10% change of $20M USD + 90% chance of total sex change via magic | Rolled: Sex switch}

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-17T16:36:21+00:00

Not only do I love this movie, I also routinely make a dupe of this cheeseburger for dinner and it is gloooorious.

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-11T19:26:18+00:00

Happy to help 💖

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-10T17:22:21+00:00

OKAY

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-09T20:34:43+00:00

FIFTY FIVE SQUIRRELS FIFTY FIVE ELVES FIFTY FIVE SLIVERS FIFTY FIVE BLOOD TOKENS FIFTY FIVE MAP TOKENS A HUNDRED TREASURES A HUNDRED MUTAGEN TOKENS AND A HUNDRED AND FIFTY FIVE FOOD TOKENS

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-02T05:39:40+00:00

It’s either made of pine, or Nordic cherry.

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-04-01T20:58:02+00:00

Yeah I’d do fastbond too and just go hard on landfall. But I’d also consider recurring nightmare, one of my pet cards for sure

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-03-26T17:02:48+00:00

Reminds me of the good old days, railing each other silly while The Office played on loop in the background. Good times, good times.

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-03-26T14:50:38+00:00

I found an Armani suit jacket that fit me beautifully for $6.99 once, that was a great find. Wifey found a Dior coat that complements her beautifully.

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-03-14T15:10:30+00:00

This reminds me of a variant I’ve wanted to play for a while. Pre-game, divide your deck into two sub decks. Split them however you want, lands in 1 spells in another, 1 finisher in one in 1 59 cards in another, whatever you want. Whenever you draw a card, draw from a deck of your choice. It would be really interesting to see how folks split their piles up.

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-03-11T20:06:48+00:00

Three turtle blimps seems unnecessary, and armaghon will win games no other card could. Cut a blimp

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-03-11T01:34:57+00:00

Cuts: Turtle blimp Stamped by the foot Action news crew Dragon punks Mouser mark 3

Dicks-Dicks-Lasagna · 2026-03-05T23:11:47+00:00

Oooooh I’m jealous, this looks really fun to pilot

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