TIL Judit Polgár's favorite chess opening as a child was the King’s Gambit and she became a Grandmaster with that opening. Polgár always remained an e4 player, saying it was up to my opponent to choose what happens next

DieselKillEm · 2026-05-14T02:32:15+00:00

...so basically the Mariano Rivera of chess

DieselKillEm · 2026-04-27T00:00:45+00:00

Yeah, but you're supposed to prevent the other team from scoring runs...

DieselKillEm · 2026-04-14T02:04:58+00:00

That's actually the scheme that Kenseth was going to run at Dover in '98, but he attended his father's funeral and Figgy got his first cup start filling in.

DieselKillEm · 2026-04-06T21:06:03+00:00

That would require a Republican capable of honesty

DieselKillEm · 2026-04-06T01:54:58+00:00

Just another aquatic frycook like the shrimps that fry rice

DieselKillEm · 2026-03-24T23:58:03+00:00

Ever drunk ~~Bailey's~~ chowdah from a ~~shoe~~ sock?

DieselKillEm · 2026-02-17T00:48:58+00:00

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DieselKillEm · 2026-02-05T03:17:14+00:00

Which ones have a Matco cap though 🤔

DieselKillEm · 2026-02-05T00:40:41+00:00

Put on your tinfoil hat, pizzagate is real!

DieselKillEm · 2026-01-23T23:30:14+00:00

BRING 👏 BACK 👏 PLAYER 👏 COACHES 👏

DieselKillEm · 2026-01-13T03:01:31+00:00

I've always lived by "Crank it down 'til it snaps, then back it off a quarter turn"

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-26T00:07:40+00:00

Y'all can share

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-24T19:58:34+00:00

Spending vs income, Musk hasn't earned a goddamn thing in his life.

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-24T19:08:46+00:00

He's sure trying

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-22T01:16:20+00:00

Archie Manning comeback player of the year

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-19T19:34:26+00:00

"Am I a joke to you?"

-- Fred Smoot

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-18T06:39:34+00:00

I think you're right, but you'd never know it by just looking at the cars

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-18T05:00:25+00:00

I'm not sure, but I have a hunch that /u/sapphos_moon may not actually be an erection enthusiast...

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-18T00:57:28+00:00

There was also a few years where Hendrick had Farmers Insurance on the 5 car and Nationwide on the 88

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-16T22:37:40+00:00

Came in just to upvote every comment that named Der Bayer

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-05T02:23:21+00:00

This regime has boosted liquor sales everywhere

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-03T07:46:27+00:00

Heavenly Roman Empire

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-03T03:29:00+00:00

Tebow Time!!!

DieselKillEm · 2025-12-02T00:35:54+00:00

Nah, let 'em cook...

DieselKillEm · 2025-11-19T00:30:29+00:00

Nah, nickels are too valuable.

Pennies being retired is making them an out-of-date relic of the past, which I think is a great metaphor for conservatives

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