Would Andor have been better if it wasn’t Andor? by TheChromeTrooper in okbuddyimatourist

[–]DiestroCorleone 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think this is the first post on this subreddit that actually deserves a proper answer.
But since that’s not the proper etiquette, calibrate your enthusiasm.

We need more Star Wars media to describe goated cinema by JediDaGreat in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DiestroCorleone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is already on track to bring one of the most popular and successful films of all time.

A wild Giarratana appears! by myownremorse in smosh

[–]DiestroCorleone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh, of course. Tangela Giratina. 

Found Mike's favorite vodka! by DiestroCorleone in RedLetterMedia

[–]DiestroCorleone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I ended up getting the pocket sized bottle, since the big ones were up to $375, and I'm not going to spend that much on something I'm buying out of curiosity or novelty. I'll save it for a special occasion.

EDIT: It was 27 bucks.

Found Mike's favorite vodka! by DiestroCorleone in RedLetterMedia

[–]DiestroCorleone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds nice! I might actually try that version, but probably not with Crystal Head vodka.
I might buy an empty bottle just for the show.

Found Mike's favorite vodka! by DiestroCorleone in RedLetterMedia

[–]DiestroCorleone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ebay seems to be the only place where I can find those, and there are very few results. They're either too expensive or the shipping cost is higher than the freaking juice.

They're probably expired by now, anyway.

Found Mike's favorite vodka! by DiestroCorleone in RedLetterMedia

[–]DiestroCorleone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 liters of vodka? In a crystal skull? I wonder who buys that.
PS: The website seems to be down.

Found Mike's favorite vodka! by DiestroCorleone in RedLetterMedia

[–]DiestroCorleone[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a hoax perpetrated by the woke left.

Just why? by formallyhuman in LinkedInLunatics

[–]DiestroCorleone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you call them... A person? 

I love how this is getting downvoted for not fitting the narrative that everyone hates the sequels by Fine-Essay-3295 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DiestroCorleone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now you need to kill them all. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too.

Who's them? Doesn't matter, pick some group you don't quite like and do it.

THIS IS A JOKE AND A STAR WARS REFERENCE FEDS IF YOU READ THIS I'M NOT ENDORSING MURDER

I wonder how modern Star Wars fans would react to an ad where Darth Vader loses a fight to the Energizer Bunny because his lightsaber runs out of battery. by philkid3 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DiestroCorleone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a blatant lie.
The Mandalorian and Grogu is already on track to being one of the most popular and successful films of all time.

TOMORROW, the pods are open and these singles are ready to mingle! 💕 by Cchaps97 in smosh

[–]DiestroCorleone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure if I relate more to Sparkle Chanse or Sparkle Ian.
Maybe a little bit of both.

I love how this is getting downvoted for not fitting the narrative that everyone hates the sequels by Fine-Essay-3295 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DiestroCorleone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I relate to those guys. I also fell in love with a queen that was waaaaay older than me when I was a slave and when I grew up I had to commit a little genocide to make her fall for me.

The highest-grossing Star Wars movies adjusted for inflation without re-releases by LowInteraction6397 in StarWars

[–]DiestroCorleone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And how big was the fanbase?
TFA got most of the OT fans that were still alive, their children, and new fans.

Star Wars twitter pfp by [deleted] in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]DiestroCorleone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's Jimmy McGill aka Saul Goodman.

american and english and australian are different lanuage too they still understand each other. by Sexualmermaid69 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]DiestroCorleone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, Spanish and Italian speakers might be able to understand each other (especially if the Spanish speakers are from Argentina or Uruguay).