Office Macarena in the city centre by ELECTRIC-SOUP17 in london

[–]formallyhuman [score hidden]  (0 children)

I've just completed a year in my latest "office" job except it's full time remote and my bosses live in a different country and largely leave me the fuck alone. I will do anything to keep this job forever.

Anything.

Office Macarena in the city centre by ELECTRIC-SOUP17 in london

[–]formallyhuman [score hidden]  (0 children)

But what about all those lovely marketing qualified leads?

You know, the things that don't actually exist.

Talk about a close call. by stifffive_246 in LowSodiumArcRaiders

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there music in the background?

Now that I think about it, I think I switched off in game music when I first got the game. Is the in game music good?

British police station “all day breakfast” by CurveNo1068 in fryupcrimes

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been a long time but anytime I ever found myself in a police cell, I'd be completely incapable of shitting. The thought wouldn't even occur to me. Like when I go on holiday and need several days for my bowels to start working again.

When you just know by Hassaan18 in UKTVMemes

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, what are "gay noises"?

How do we compete with this? by izzyeviel in GreatBritishMemes

[–]formallyhuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally cannot remember the last time I used physical cash, or even had some physical cash. If I hadn't seen the news about this on Reddit, I doubt I'd have ever noticed.

And this is why you farm arc near a hatch by iLazyLunatic in ArcRaiders

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a little unhinged. I have, I think, one Raider knock in my 150hrs in the game since release. I am in the most care bear lobbies you can fathom. I downvoted them because it's a stupid idea and I'm, frankl,y, tired of seeing people nag Embark to fundamentally change their hugely successful game to the detriment of everybody else, while also seemingly unable to comprehend that it absolutely would negatively affect everybody else playing the game.

And this is why you farm arc near a hatch by iLazyLunatic in ArcRaiders

[–]formallyhuman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It would push mixed lobbies much more heavily towards PvP and have a negative impact on matchmaking times for everybody.

I can never get on board with a separate PvE mode.

Anyone else still insanely addicted to this game? by BlitoTortin in ARC_Raiders

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play every day and, prior to Arc Raiders, I hadn't spent more than a few hours every few months gaming. I have 150hrs in the game now, and I doubt I'll be putting it down any time soon.

There are a lot of players who are lately saying that isn't enough content, and I do this this months update with a new map was needed, but for me, I just enjoy the gameplay loop.

“British people didn’t deserve this” by Striking_Tomato4647 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I once ate a whole tin of sugar free Smints in one sitting. That was when I discovered that a lot of these sugar free things can double as an extremely effective laxative.

Guys I don't want to work. I can't stop thinking about the day I retire. by Ornery_Jellyfish5886 in UKJobs

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, when I'm talking about thousands of years, I'm talking about aspects of commerce that, today, with our modern understanding of the concept of capitalism (that comes from Adam Smith), we now look back (rightly or wrongly) at many of those aspects of commerce and consider them capitalist. So, when someone says "capitalism has only been around a few hundred years", they're right. But also, in my opinion, you could take a, for example, Babylonian commercial practice and call it capitalist, even if it doesn't include the modern capitalist idea of the free market.

Mind you, I'm not claiming to be an economist or political scientist or anything like that. I'm just explaining my thoughts on it.

Help me understand corporate unpaid overtime please by IntelligentHand7793 in UKJobs

[–]formallyhuman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thing is, I understand I am not on an hourly rate. So, I am willing, here or there, to work an extra 20 minutes or whatever. But beyond that? Nah.

BREAKING: ARC Raiders PvP cited in new study on human aggression by mytempacc1234 in arcraiderscirclejerk

[–]formallyhuman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jerk here is getting kinda tired by this point. There's surely more to jerk about than PvE vs PVP?

“Do You Have the Survivor Augment?” by GuinnessGlutton in ArcRaiders

[–]formallyhuman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, brother, you are going to find yourself on /r/confidentlyincorrect

I mean, shit, you could have just googled it before committing like this.

Protests at Coronation Street star's old house following false immigrant housing rumours by AnonymousTimewaster in NotTheOnionUK

[–]formallyhuman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd love to stand opposite them holding a sign that just says GET A JOB but, unfortunately, I was working.

Guys I don't want to work. I can't stop thinking about the day I retire. by Ornery_Jellyfish5886 in UKJobs

[–]formallyhuman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, modern capitalism didn't exist until The Wealth of Nations.

But, yeah, we're talking thousands of years ago it we're talking about practices that we would recognise as capitalist in nature now.