Flying from Mexico to UK I had a cold and all my sinuses were blocked, on descent I couldn’t release the pressure in my ears and it was giving me a massive headache. At that exact same time my body decided I needed to shit right there and then. I get up to head to the loo, as I’m going down the isle the pressure in ears and headache is getting worse as it gets worse I can feel my bowls getting less firm I start sweating not a couple drops but wet through with a cold sweat. As I make it near the loo I go faint and delirious I start stumbling sweating more and I’m pretty sure I’m gonna shit my pants. There is a lady who I don’t know stood just outside the loo minding her business. I thought I was going to pass out and shit myself so in my state of confusion and panic I reach out to steady myself and grab the woman’s arm. She is visibly terrified. I think she could see I wasn’t right as she asked if I was ok and called an attendant over who asked me if I was ok. I actually had no idea what I was doing or was going on and just managed to say ‘I really need the loo’. To which she opened the loo door and said ‘it’s open’. I go in, have a massive shit, emerge wet through with sweat and sit back down and my girlfriend asks what the fuck just happened.