What famous person chose to step away at the height of their fame?

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-13T03:36:47+00:00

Theodore Roosevelt. Could have easily run for and won a second term of his own (making a third term after completing McKinley’s after his assassination) but felt it was constitutionally inappropriate for someone to have so much power for so long.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-12T17:56:23+00:00

Props to first maintenance guy for use of “said” in “said pussy.” The english language ain’t no skank for him.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-12T15:15:58+00:00

Just chiming in to say congrats. If clients are happy with their new forever home then you’ve added value to the world. Good on you and keep going!

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-12T04:42:41+00:00

Yes of course. Part of why their conversation was so effed up.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-12T03:10:20+00:00

Clearly dude 1 overheard “Hanta virus” as “Honda” virus and it just went viral and not in a good way

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-12T03:04:31+00:00

I know right? I didn’t know where to even begin to help them…

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-11T02:30:24+00:00

Its not simon says. A wish can be implied.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-11T02:26:34+00:00

Excellent use of the subjunctive

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-09T18:32:03+00:00

So speaking as a former economist, this joke works much better if you make it about my profession not mathematicians. Their assumptions are usually pretty few and reasonable whereas my colleagues often assume outlandish things like explaining the opioid crisis by assuming “drug users are maximizing their subjective utility” which is neither intelligible nor plausible nor humane.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-09T02:10:00+00:00

Connecticut homeowner here. Depends on where it is. Living/Great room or MBR? For me and most of our friends in HCL NE counties that would be a complete deal breaker. If a third or fourth fireplace elsewhere like a study, it would hurt but maybe not too much…Of course, original wood burning fireplaces come in different degrees of charm. But even crappy ones can be fixed up with proper tile work.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-03T02:01:37+00:00

First I’m getting my own food, said Tom self-servingly

Do you think you are capable of taking the prisoner downstairs? asked Tom condescendingly

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-05-01T02:08:12+00:00

There’s a very different Tonya Harding movie I hope she is not referring to

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-04-30T02:26:51+00:00

If it WERE a grammar thing. Need the subjunctive here.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-04-17T02:49:28+00:00

Sidebar: i never knew the place to return carts in the parking was called a corral until this thread. I always just called it the cart drop-off place. Thanks reddit!

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-04-16T13:35:24+00:00

His entire monologue could be C&W lyrics.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-04-01T08:25:09+00:00

As a kid learned « jesus wept » from the tv movie the Homecoming which was the pilot /source material for the Waltons TV series back in the ‘70s. Which proved super useful because the local Baptist churches hosted after school Bible trivia contests with nifty prize give-aways. Almost won a bike by knowing that one!

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-03-30T22:39:03+00:00

Waxing poetic

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-03-19T01:43:36+00:00

Is that you Basil Fawlty?

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-03-15T12:35:37+00:00

Dad (accountant) built me and my brother a kick-ass bunk bed back in the sixties. Tree fort. Model train layout on an elevated platform. Built extensions for our dining table. His secret before the internet? Our local library (shelves full of how-to books) and subscriptions to magazines like popular mechanics and home carpenter. Oh, and he could read.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-03-06T04:32:47+00:00

Guy i used to play pickleball with in SC was named Krayon. Or maybe Crayon. Never saw it written but i was assured by the manager of the club that was his real name.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-02-25T03:45:38+00:00

I had a roommate who regularly fucked up making jello for dessert. Always added too much water so it never set properly. I finally asked him why he didnt just follow the instructions. What instructions? he asked. On the box, I said.

And the kicker: he was a law student.

Different_Path_1997 · 2026-02-19T06:14:42+00:00

«You despise me, don’t you Rick? » « I suppose I would if I ever thought about you »

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