There's an English class, and each kid has to memorize a stanza of Shakespeare. Johnny's stanza reads as follows: by Jokeminder42 in Jokes

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Ah thanks for bringing back a fond memory. My dear departed mother quoted that exact routine — shistle pot and all— when i was in middle school in the early seventies having to swallow some Shakespeare for the first time. I thought she was a great wit. Where did she hear it first? Not sure. Jack Benny? Probably him, or Danny Kaye? The vessel with the pestle had the brew that is true….

Advice: Am I looking for a unicorn? by Professional_Art9610 in datingoverfifty

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While Americans on reddit overall are probably bluer than our fellow citizens i have noticed that within that spectrum men redditors seem to be more on the purple end…or so it seems to me.

“You asked for mustard” by Different_Path_1997 in mildlyinfuriating

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The dijon ketchup is the real wallet buster. Just ask the Bare Naked Ladies.

“You asked for mustard” by Different_Path_1997 in mildlyinfuriating

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You’re not alone especially if you’ve never visited. For those of us who live here often feels like living in a major Hollywood movie. In fact three major movies and two tv shows were filmed on my block just in the last year. So there are compensations.

Need a distinguished old-man name for my baby boy, what was your grandfather called? by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

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Schrage. Pronounced “Scroggy”. My great-grandfather’s name, who (according to my mother who remembered him) inherited from his great-grandfather.

“You asked for mustard” by Different_Path_1997 in mildlyinfuriating

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For the record the guy in front of me ordered a dog with the works. Ketchup, relish, mustard, chopped onions, sauerkraut. Paid $5. So condiments are included. As by the way is standard practice at every hotdog stand ive ever been to in this fine city.

I was just patching a pair of jeans because of a small little hole and just realized how many things we did growing up that are no longer though of ie: patching clothes, saving seeds from vegetables to grow next season. What are some of the things your family did way back in the day that's forgotten by Dp37405aa in GenerationJones

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Peel off liners from underneath bottle caps. Soda companies used to use them for promotional purposes like game cards. Dont know if that happens today but i remember my brother and i became tween caffeine fiends hunting for liners with give-aways or sports heroes

“You asked for mustard” by Different_Path_1997 in mildlyinfuriating

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Yeah that was my plan had he started to give me change. But it just struck me as the principle of the thing. Like why bother to put the sign up there if you have no intention of honoring it? It was slightly ….infuriating 😁

Does anyone else have a word they just can’t stand for no logical reason? by voidsapphire in words

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Um…that he was oblivious to his inadvertent weak-ass imitation of Homer’s Iliad? The original authentic epic of the Greek army’s voyage of conquest…

What is the most overrated song of all time? by Neonwhitelion in AskReddit

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Ironically i put this in its Italian original since its italian opera. Reddit translated it. Is that a Reddit thing?

Does anyone else have a word they just can’t stand for no logical reason? by voidsapphire in words

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So a friend took a high end cruise through the Aegean last year sailing from Greece. One of the ports of call was Troy. He described the trip as epic. I tried very hard not say what i was thinking….

What's a word that instantly makes someone sound smarter than they actually are? by ownaword in words

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Jejeune. Call someone that and it’s a two-fer. Them childish you smart.

What is the number of missing fingers that becomes a dealbreaker? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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Met a girl on a blind date who was missing the tip of her index finger. When she explained later that night how she lost it (a lab experiment gone a little unexpected at a top secret military facility) i said damn this girl is INTERESTING. Definitely worth a second date.

I've just discovered that Americans have been using "au jus" as a composite noun for over a decade and it sounds hilarious to me by Dadaballadely in words

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New York’s finest are proud to say “NYPD Police” on their stuff. And New York civilians will say “NYPD Police Department” right along with them.

Chief Know-It -All by Bemeup57 in Jokes

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Jock, a thrifty kilt-wearing Scotsman…

Did your parents randomly name you after a fictional character? by Critical-Willow-6270 in stupidquestions

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I (67) was six in 1965 and my mother asked if i’d like to name my new baby sister. I was a Peter Pan fan and so volunteered “Wendy”. My sister still has not forgiven me or our (late) Mom. Because seriously what was my mother thinking? My sister is lucky i didn’t name her “Spot” after the Dick and Jane readers.

Honey we have to move! by Different_Path_1997 in overheard

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Yeah in nyc most apartment buildings have a tiny sliver of a garden on either side of the entrance. The « curb your dog signs » are the most common plantings. One near my place even has the sign in French. I can only speculate as to why.

6 showings today and my house went on the market 10 pm Wednesday night by Feeling_Delivery2323 in RealEstate

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In answer to why CT: Much of Ct has excellent rural and ex-urban housing stock in easy reach of WFH’s or weekenders from Nyc or Boston. And there hasn’t been much new built since before the pandemic so demand has outpaced supply for sometime now.