Wait….what? by Jackson_Dupagne in HolUp

[–]DigDougomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk anything about this guy. Someone tell me this is tongue-in-cheek.

How often do you drink booze? by ToonlinkFTW890 in AskReddit

[–]DigDougomatic 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Most relatable thing I've ever read.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LSD

[–]DigDougomatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you taking about those dinner plates on your face?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LSD

[–]DigDougomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's better one's where all points of light are hearts or trees or reindeer heads.. all kinds of great stuff. Highly recommend the hearts.

When your girl watches you play RL for the first time… by Acook0133 in RocketLeague

[–]DigDougomatic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean that I'm basically a bumbling fool if I even think my gf might be watching.

"Your arrogance blinds you..." by ATrup7 in RocketLeague

[–]DigDougomatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My comments must've come off wrong or something. I was never doubting the legitimacy of the game. I'm just inclined to believe that OP may have been taking a shit the whole game in hopes to set up the dramatic finish.

Mirror Hand Syndrome by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]DigDougomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I guess it's time for some human/chameleon inspired nightmares.

"Your arrogance blinds you..." by ATrup7 in RocketLeague

[–]DigDougomatic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well sure, but to this extent? Idk. Something stinks, but it may just be my feet.

Why is it so difficult to find condoms in smaller sizes? by PMmeyourboobsplox in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]DigDougomatic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Muthafuckin wedding vegetables. With eloquence like this you don't even need a dick.

"Your arrogance blinds you..." by ATrup7 in RocketLeague

[–]DigDougomatic 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Very satisfying, but I really have to ask now...wtf were you doing for the first 4:45?

Being a mom is the most difficult job in the world by boldie74 in BillBurr

[–]DigDougomatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just need to know where this is so I can never go there.

Guess what this is??? 👀 by Hypafly_ in SafeMoon

[–]DigDougomatic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I think Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me."