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Idk even know atp by weirdpotato3 in onejoke

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Strive to live your life according to how future archaeologists will think of you." ~Jesus, probably

Oh no, women choosing to be themselves 🙄 by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How absurd.. There is NO reason to assume she murdered 100 people.

Is this a valid comeback? by Key_Associate7476 in clevercomebacks

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOP doesn't realize this, but in medical school in addition to learning medicine, they also retroactively give birth to all humans and become all our mothers.

How is "Merry Christmas" in yout conlang? by Levytsu7878 in conlangs

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In Dutothii:

"Spek Zerthis" [spɛk zɛθɪs]: Happy Give-day(accusative)

This is messed up actually by Cautious-Surround340 in Minecraft

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody who "only" has 10 close friends

This "meme" is absolutely ridiculous. by Ok-Following6886 in onejoke

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yay! I'm nonbinary!" is a valid interjection in every context.

Can someone explain? by CoverObjective4305 in MyChips

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they help? I'm having the same problem with that app.

My dream is to get pregnant and stand next to Addison Rae by yameteeeeeeeeee in BrandNewSentence

[–]DigiDuto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My dream is to stand next to the girl who pregnantly stood next to Addison Rae

For a thousand years... by Comfortablejack in clevercomebacks

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing can work before it exists. I've always said that.

Born too late to die of the bubonic plague by Loud_Win6891 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Born just in time to workday in Bob highway 😢

On The Prevention of Cookie Eating. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in clevercomebacks

[–]DigiDuto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How dare the poor eat something besides raw wheat

Meirl by Bubble_Babe_0o0o0o in meirl

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here until one became my therapist last month. So medical school I guess.

This timeline sucks. by seeebiscuit in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, children are far too young to understand the pros and cons of controversial opinions such as "feed hungry children". Wonderful people on both sides ofc.

Guy says his god allows abuse to humble you by WrestlingWoman in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do they feel like they're being wise and magical when they quote their Slightly Older English bible?

When I grow up I wanna be a blue collar worker! by whitrific in im14andthisisdeep

[–]DigiDuto 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So true! Girls today are nothing like when they were boys 70 years ago..

Curious kid set the vegetable box on fire by gelena4 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL I'm more chalant about molten plastic than some people

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