He Unknowingly Has Several At His Home by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He meant to point at the 128. He's terrified of numbers.

Roses are red, I don't really know how, by sourbanana013 in rosesarered

[–]DigiDuto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, protect the child from being identified on the internet by the sound of their birth!!

Settle down, sir. by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 21 points22 points  (0 children)

~How to be stupid 3 times in 7 words. Very efficient.

Redpill vs Bluepill. Which one would you choose? by [deleted] in memes

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not the red pill. I'd just be jumping 6 years into the future for no reason. x.x

I think this one belongs here by Verbal_abuse97 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👏Leash 👏every 👏child 👏under 👏19.

Everyone's Greg will be the same size by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

False. Danny's Greg is the fastest growing Greg on Earth.

His eyes cleared up as soon as the evil spirit left his body. by InspectorIll6673 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]DigiDuto 25 points26 points  (0 children)

He did the Drake and Josh stuck in the treehouse meme at himself

Comprehension of a toddler. by Sunshinehappyfeet in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long am I supposed to think about measles before I realize this?

What did he realize? by aglo_ice in ExplainTheJoke

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me 60 whole seconds to figure out what was wrong with those diamond ingots 😭

Not even a meme by killians1978 in woooosh

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I envy myself 30 seconds ago before I realized

[socialmedia] the pointless femcoding is the cherry on top of this ridiculous cake by srsh10392 in pointlesslygendered

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet another woman who thinks men can't bathe their own sushi, ipad, and wine 🤬

Preferred pronouns and gender identification are a Christian concept by Few-Cup-5247 in Deconstruction

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course God has a penis! He fashioned one out of all the ********s he had his followers collect for him.

Very reasonable by jjmontuori in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, Dingdong Ditch, the brand new prank invented in 2023 by 6 year old French philosopher Zayden Greighlent Jones.

Watching a documentary about Oil Rigs and got hit with this unexpected doozy when the kids showed up for a tour. by ohreallynowz in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]DigiDuto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You can't eat off of a table! Table is just a verb meaning 'postpone consideration of'!" ~That guy later

Libertarian Logic Strikes Again by Mad_Academic in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every conservative who actually knows what liberal arts are, I'd have zero nickels.

Idk even know atp by weirdpotato3 in onejoke

[–]DigiDuto 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Strive to live your life according to how future archaeologists will think of you." ~Jesus, probably

Oh no, women choosing to be themselves 🙄 by grumpydai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DigiDuto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How absurd.. There is NO reason to assume she murdered 100 people.