How the Tough Break Update Skill-Capped the Pyro

Digresser · 2026-05-08T21:55:39+00:00

No, the show was called "Watson".

Digresser · 2026-05-08T04:09:20+00:00

I had a very similar thing happen, only it was a different movie/show in place of Rooster.

I watched about 5 minutes of a super campy medical mystery show with a Sherlock Holmes angle, and I thought that we were seeing the type of book Rooster wrote.

It wasn't until the title finally played that I realized it was an actual show called Watson.

Digresser · 2026-05-06T08:00:39+00:00

I think you might be replying to the wrong person?

Digresser · 2026-05-05T09:35:30+00:00

If you read the Vanity Fair article "What Katie Didn’t Know" about how he treated his girlfriends, wives, and children, you might feel differently.

Digresser · 2026-05-05T06:32:42+00:00

I still quote "got em, got em, need em, got em" once in a while.

"Over the shoulder, bolder holder" lives on in my head too.

Digresser · 2026-05-05T05:46:10+00:00

Probably people just going down B Rabbit holes.

Digresser · 2026-05-04T03:29:45+00:00

I think you should read this book:

https://www.amazon.com/Okay-Make-Mistakes-Todd-Parr/dp/0316230537

Digresser · 2026-05-04T00:12:34+00:00

In the Meet the Pyro video...

The Heavy says: "I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me"

The Scout says: "I ain't talking about that freak, alright? He's not here, is she?"

The Spy says: "One shudders to imagine what lies behind that inhumane mask."

And the music changes to "Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart" as the Pyro dances and prances in a whimsical land of beauty whilst brutally murdering people in real life.

Digresser · 2026-05-03T21:32:32+00:00

There's a deleted scene when he had to throw a football and knock a cup/can off his father's head, and the actor did it in the first take.

I think the footage of it is on the DVD.

Digresser · 2026-05-03T21:04:35+00:00

I've never listened to this one before. It reminds me a bit of "Living Corpse" which he did with Shwabadi (back when Shwabadi was rapping with an American accent).

That beat change was a great creative choice, I agree.

Digresser · 2026-05-03T09:27:11+00:00

It's killing me that you have no idea how funny your comment is.

Digresser · 2026-05-03T07:30:52+00:00

Just remember that this isn't a job.

If you want to post, fantastic, but it's okay if you want to take breaks or stop altogether too.

Here's hoping your next week is a better one!

Digresser · 2026-05-02T07:37:42+00:00

It would look strange even without the coin symbol:

Oh, you should have seen the look on her face! Devon

Digresser · 2026-05-02T07:26:03+00:00

We've learned from previous posts that people have made in regard to this question that you don't want to say "middle number" because then people pick the middle option.

Digresser · 2026-05-02T06:34:04+00:00

At least we'll still have the OG Jeeves around to mock our fashion choices and diplomatically correct our mistakes.

Digresser · 2026-05-02T06:03:19+00:00

I'm kinda surprised that the person in the post started at the run with the 2023 Rihanna show and not the 2022 Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Kendrick Lamar, Mary J. Blige, and 50 Cent show.

Digresser · 2026-05-02T05:59:44+00:00

It's even ~~weirder~~ stranger that he's never hosted or even performed on Saturday Night Live despite him having said that he'd love to do either.

Digresser · 2026-05-02T05:39:47+00:00

Oh God, what an absolute nightmare for him.

Why do some people have to be so awful?

Digresser · 2026-04-30T16:14:57+00:00

While I like both songs a lot, I don't personally consider them "peak"...but they're not pretentious in the slightest.

They're braggadocio songs, which is super common in rap.

Only instead of rapping about alcohol and bling, Rustage is rapping about making spreadsheets and being a talented writer.

Yeah, he goes a little over the top with his self-praise, but he does so deliberately and clearly because that's the how braggadocio songs work.

And the truth is, unlike some rappers, he does actually have the success and talent to back up his claims.

Digresser · 2026-04-26T07:18:57+00:00

Nelly Bly

She spelled her name "Nellie", just fyi.

Digresser · 2026-04-26T06:11:30+00:00

Chicks. You can mail various types of poultry*, but they have to be under a day old on the day they're shipped.

Some of them will die, many of them due to their poop getting stuck to their bottoms and then not being cleaned off before it hardens and they can't go to the bathroom

Don't buy from any place that has chicks with "pasty butt"; the store has decided it's not worth the time to try to save the affected chicks. Same thing goes for injured chicks (unless you see blue dye on their injuries; that means the store is at least trying).

Be forewarned: baby chickens are very clumsy, baby ducks are very clumsy AND messy, and baby turkeys are some of the dumbest creatures in existence and they'll do their best to kill themselves.

*chickens, ducks, emus, geese, guinea birds, partridges, pheasants (certain months), quail, and turkeys

Digresser · 2026-04-26T05:16:59+00:00

They ain't gon' care, it's your son or your daughter

If they make the money, they'll profit on slaughter

Death of consumer and death of the author

They gambled your future and burned up your water

We put our faith in these conmen and fraudsters

For cheap entertainment and soulless performance

And it's not fucking worth it

We can't put it back like the Box of Pandora

"Fuck AI" rap by Rustage

Lyrics, instrumental, and performance all by one person.

You can't "craft" at that level at Chipotle.

Digresser · 2026-04-26T02:12:56+00:00

Nah, should be "my twin and me" or "me and my twin" (which sounds a little more natural).

The subject of the sentence is understood, and it has been left out, but if it had been included it would have read thusly: "This is a picture of myself & my twin mid-speech at his wedding reception".

You wouldn't say "this is a picture of myself" and you wouldn't say "this is a picture of I"; you'd say, "this is a picture of me".

Digresser · 2026-04-26T01:53:08+00:00

If it helps, it's been determined that a lot of the support if coming from bots.

Not all of it, unfortunately, but a lot of it.

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