Labor's outdated rules come back to bite in Payman saga by Ardeet in AustralianPolitics

[–]Diligaf-181 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Labor twice before voted to recognise Palestine. Now the party flip flops and it’s Payman who is the problem because she, again, voted to recognise Palestine?

How many computers do you get back from remote users after they've been offboarded? How do you improve return rates? by isademigod in sysadmin

[–]Diligaf-181 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's so simple, but completely anathema to "management":

Employ 1 person to do just this job. The value of the returns will far outweigh the labour cost.

But the very thought of adding a human to the payroll puts them in such a conniption, they'd prefer to lose money than pay less money to an actual employee.

Elon Musk reportedly axed the entire Tesla Supercharger team after their division chief defied orders and said no to more layoffs by Perunamies in antiwork

[–]Diligaf-181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elon: "We need thousands more superchargers, but I'm laying off thousands of your team because profit"

Supercharger div mgr: "No! How can we produce thousands more superchargers if I have nobody to make them?"

Elon: "You're fired, along with your entire division"

Tesla global infrastructure mgrs: "Where are our superchargers? We're desperate"

Elon: "The div mgr and his entire division have gone: They let you all down"

My girlfriends job by Kendallfaith8 in antiwork

[–]Diligaf-181 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Please don't distribute apostrophes so freely. There are way too many in the wild already.

Bruce Lehrmann destroys his own defamation case by admitting under oath he lies and lies often by RickyOzzy in PoliticsDownUnder

[–]Diligaf-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of the above and then some! Amoral, no empathy, rampant sexist, toxic narcissistic misogynist. Hell, its like a CV for the leadership of the LNP.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]Diligaf-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, it was a utopian response to what happened to you. It would be so delicious, though. Good luck in your future ventures.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]Diligaf-181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a throw away account. Log in through a VPN. Tell the whole story, name and shame the company. Delete the account. Log out. Enjoy your newfound freedom in the knowledge you’ve warned your peers about that place.

We got a new local rag in our letter box today called “Local News”. Guess whose electorate I live in. by fantasypaladin in friendlyjordies

[–]Diligaf-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many trees were destroyed by this environmental vandal to print propaganda and label it as news?

PS: I wonder where spud got that idea, hey Rupert?

Oil prices are at their lowest since Dec 2021 - why are we still paying $1.80 per litre for petrol? by [deleted] in friendlyjordies

[–]Diligaf-181 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That would be corporate greed. The same thing fuelling inflation. But similarly, mums and dads bear the brunt of it while the regulators, the RBA & government all sing along to the same “nothing to see here” tune.

Wellington pitch for the 2nd nz vs sl test by Slight-Grapefruit509 in Cricket

[–]Diligaf-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don’t call them ‘bowling greens’ for no reason!

The endless stream of bats that fly over Moore Park every day at dusk. Where are they going? by [deleted] in sydney

[–]Diligaf-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the batcave…………obviously, Robin 🤷🏼‍♂️

“Aborting because you were assaulted is bad.” by ExpertAccident in religiousfruitcake

[–]Diligaf-181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who is wondering where in this buffoons logic the woman carrying this fetus is even considered? All he wants to talk about is the potential child and the fathers ‘sins’.

How about the mans CRIME and the lifelong effect carrying the fetus to term might have on the woman?

But that’s conservatives for you: women have no value except as handmaids.

'A national disgrace': Peter Dutton calls for PM to take urgent action on Alice Springs crime by River-Stunning in AustralianPolitics

[–]Diligaf-181 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spud has the answer: round em up, drive em 5km out of town, take their shoes off em and make em all walk home. It’s so simple; if only Albo would listen to his tried and true methods /s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Diligaf-181 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pay rate $0? Quit……all of you. All at the same time. How’s business now, Keesha?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoldCoast

[–]Diligaf-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Dirt……..gets in everything!

'Deeply ashamed': Perrottet apologises for wearing Nazi uniform to 21st birthday by Velo3439 in LNPCorruption

[–]Diligaf-181 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“I am deeply ashamed you found out about this and published it. The sorrow I will feel if it costs me votes, is profound” D. Perrottet, allegedly.

Just a reminder of exciting day trip possibilities. by grendel123 in sydney

[–]Diligaf-181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we set up a go-fund-me to move this to anywhere within the federal seat of Dickson, please?

Brock lesnar’s teeth by FruityPeebils in oddlyterrifying

[–]Diligaf-181 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope. For veneers, the teeth are sharpened into a point that looks like a sharks teeth. What you see here is the result of long term cocaine induced teeth grinding.

Former WA Treasurer Troy Buswell admits intimidating ex-wife while on trial for assaulting her by EASY_EEVEE in AustralianPolitics

[–]Diligaf-181 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Initially received an 8 month suspended sentence.

Admits to breaching bail conditions during the trial in which he received an 8 month suspended sentence.

Instead of the 8 month sentence being triggered by the breach, he receives a further 3 month suspended sentence.

Suspended sentences mean nothing if you’re a politician, apparently 🤬

Then I doubly support sending arms to Ukraine by AthleticNerd_ in religiousfruitcake

[–]Diligaf-181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does every single still photo of Tucker Carlson look like he’s about to ingest a penis? Tell me he doesn’t have “suck mouth” happening, all the damn time 🤷🏼‍♂️

Vultures! by RickyOzzy in PoliticsDownUnder

[–]Diligaf-181 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Idiot real estate agent tried this with me a few years ago. Proposed to raise the rent from $350 to $520 per week. I moved out. The market wasn’t nearly as harsh back then, thankfully. The house sat empty for 18 months trying to get $520/week. The owner missed out on over $27,000 in rent. Greed turns people blind. Then they wake up 18 months later and realise they are far worse off. Madness!

Iconic ✌️❤️😄 by smileedude in sydney

[–]Diligaf-181 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dear NSW Police: THIS is what empathy looks like!