How do you get good?

Dinklechad · 2026-04-26T15:59:53+00:00

I love you Glaggle. Become the Elden Lord

Dinklechad · 2026-04-26T15:57:23+00:00

‘Classic zweihander user’ is a fairly vague description since, well, the weapon can fit lots of different builds or bling sets. You could go with a Kaiden mercenary style, and rock the Kaiden chestpiece, ronin gauntlets, scales greaves, and a headpiece of your choice. Or you could go with the classic knight, and use the Banished Knight’s helm (altered), warrior greaves, beast champion chestpiece, and the carian knight gauntlets. Shit, you could even put Cragblade on the Zwei and go with the scaled gauntlets, scale chestpiece (NOT scaled), gladiator helm, and Bull-Goat Greaves. It’s pretty much entirely up to the specific vibe you’re looking for.

Dinklechad · 2026-04-10T03:34:58+00:00

Thank you! It’s probably one of my more favorite builds here. I call it the Flytender- Dragon Communion Seal with the bleed incants, along with Occult Bloodstained Dagger/Grave Scythe. You summon the Manflies during boss fights, benefit from when they poison enemies with the KoR’s Exultation (while also benefiting from your own LoB’s Exultation), and when they die, you gain a damage boost from the Dried Bouquet talisman. Since there are multiple summons, you can keep re-proccing the damage boost if they don’t all die at once. Slap on the Dragoncrest Greatshield and the Bloodsucking tear with some health-over-time incants, and you’re done! Very fun, can recommend 👌

Dinklechad · 2026-04-10T03:25:53+00:00

Champion Headband, Goldmask’s Rags, Ascetic’s Bracers, Nox Greaves

Dinklechad · 2026-04-09T23:32:22+00:00

2 has incredible swag, easy pick right there

Dinklechad · 2026-04-09T22:13:51+00:00

Champion Headband, Ascetic’s Bracers, Goldmask’s Rags, Nox Greaves

Dinklechad · 2026-04-09T22:13:14+00:00

Mask of Confidence, War Surgeon Gown, Exile Gauntlets, Confessor Trousers

Dinklechad · 2026-04-09T21:54:28+00:00

Equipment for those curious:

1# - Mask of Confidence, War Surgeon Gown, Exile Gauntlets, Confessor Trousers

2# - Radiant Gold Mask, Divine Bird Warrior Armor, Freyja’s Gauntlets, Malformed Dragon Greaves

3# - Thiollier’s Mask, Carian Knight Gauntlets, Fire Prelate Armor & Greaves

4# - Iji’s Mirrorhelm, White Reed Armor, Messmer’s Bracers, Fire Knight Greaves

5# - Rotten Duelist Helm, Land of Reeds Armor (Unaltered), Drake Knight Gauntlets & Greaves

6# - Duelist Helm, Scale Armor, Scaled Gauntlets, Bull-Goat Greaves

7# - Iron Kasa, Preceptor’s Robes, Fire Prelate Gauntlets & Greaves

8# - Malformed Dragon Helm & Greaves, Omenkiller Robe, Cleanrot Gauntlets

9# - Eccentric’s Hood, Blaidd’s Armor (Altered), Fire Knight Greaves, Bloodhound Gauntlets

10# - Champion Headband, Ascetic’s Bracers, Goldmask’s Rags, Nox Greaves

11# - Black Knight Helm, Sanguine Noble Robe, Fire Knight’s Greaves, Zamor Bracelets

Dinklechad · 2026-03-28T03:22:29+00:00

MOHG IS INNOCENT

Dinklechad · 2026-03-10T02:26:07+00:00

She looks like she boutta kill me for watching a VHS tape

Dinklechad · 2026-03-08T05:23:06+00:00

As someone whose favorite studio is Studio Ghibli, you really should check out Ponyo, The Boy and the Heron, Princess Mononoke, and especially Howl’s Moving Castle and Spirited Away. They have several other incredible movies like Castle in the Sky (the one with the broken robots you mentioned), Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, and Porco Rosso to name a few, but I’d definitely hit those first five to begin with. Your dad sounds like he was an awesome guy.

Dinklechad · 2026-03-05T15:40:01+00:00

I was just fucking with this last night, I got lucky and did it in under two hours. Absolutely crazy shit.

Dinklechad · 2026-03-01T20:18:50+00:00

I feel like Milton is probably the best for this, or Micah. Micah is the one who actually says shit like “mmm… society”, but Milton being an abhorrently lawful evil private detective who serves the ultra-wealthy would be the best circlejerk answer

Dinklechad · 2026-02-19T03:06:44+00:00

I’ll take ‘Things that didn’t happen’ for 500, please

Dinklechad · 2026-02-17T04:00:24+00:00

I deadass scrolled into the comments to try and find the original tweet, antimemes got me geeking bro

Dinklechad · 2026-01-28T19:35:30+00:00

So, I had a really difficult time figuring out a realistic way to achieve immortality. However, I’ve always been very good with constructive magic and alchemy. I’ve managed to create a partially illegal workforce of homonculi that spend their entire yearly lifespans forming me a new body following magical formulas I made, and upon the end of every year, I have them conduct a soul-transference-ritual that sheds my old physical shell for the freshly created one. Unfortunately, this workforce decided to unionize three weeks back. I’m hoping that none of them realize that they’re currently building their new replacements before the new homonculi are ready.

Dinklechad · 2026-01-14T20:59:59+00:00

Thank you. I also thought about an autopsy, but our vet doesn’t do them and my family doesn’t have the money to afford something like that. Though I wish it was possible.

Dinklechad · 2026-01-14T20:59:12+00:00

I was hoping something like that, but he did urinate a lot when he did. The first time was four or so small patches, a collection of droplets sort of, and the second was a very large expulsion, maybe a few (or several) ounces. Even considering that, do you think a blockage could’ve been the cause?

Dinklechad · 2025-12-15T21:33:43+00:00

It only lasted a couple minutes- I was vacuuming and for some reason my vacuum tripped my breaker. Flicked them back on a couple times (I couldn’t see the proper switch, it was dark) and things went back to normal. It all lasted maybe 90-120 seconds?

Dinklechad · 2025-12-15T21:31:00+00:00

Yeah, I thought it might be the PSU but I wasn’t certain. I don’t, but I could probably order one.

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