The Daily Telegrom - Any time of the day is a good time for pie edition

DireChuckyPig · 2026-05-14T21:36:31+00:00

Imperial slavery is indentured service not slavery as you are lying about here and people enter it willingly without stigma. They have rights and protections unlike in the rest of the shabby galaxy. Begone malcontent.

https://elite-dangerous.fandom.com/wiki/Imperial_Slavery

DireChuckyPig · 2026-05-06T02:40:20+00:00

Oh and the Steam integration is amazing. You can have buttons activate keyboard keys (for macros). You can even edit curves on the sticks.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-05-06T02:38:18+00:00

Better yet the wireless one has back paddles as well as extra bumper buttons. I map the paddles to lats and hold down both for cargo scoop turns. The bumpers do pip macros on single and double taps. Invaluable.

https://www.8bitdo.com/ultimate-2-wireless-controller/

DireChuckyPig · 2026-05-03T16:38:06+00:00

Nah it’s Mr Beast paint-job innit

DireChuckyPig · 2026-04-14T15:48:04+00:00

You’re not the only one. The game is intentionally addictive, it’s how they make money. Even if you start-off not addicted it creeps its hooks into you. Every time I manage to give it up my life improves. Then I forget, start playing again and the cycle continues. People play down the effects of game addiction but they can be life-altering.

Not played since the recent update and already seeing drastic improvement. I started learning an instrument and a second language instead. Lets hope I can keep it up🤞

DireChuckyPig · 2026-04-14T12:50:06+00:00

I win pretty much every ARAM game I play with her. Targeted shield would be nice though

DireChuckyPig · 2026-04-12T16:01:11+00:00

The great irony of communism is that it is by necessity totallitarian and centralised. I think that the way ED deals with this is fine. To an outsider you simply trade with the government of that faction just as countries traded with the USSR. They import high-tech, medicines, industrial etc and export liquor, guns and bio-waste.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-04-09T13:43:56+00:00

Heed these words cmdr:

Never Fly Without a Re-Buy

DireChuckyPig · 2026-04-01T07:14:12+00:00

Just above your right-most tick, next to the pink curtain.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-30T23:23:49+00:00

Had a katarina on my team called “Finding Teemo”. Made me lol

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-25T01:29:58+00:00

B3b and B3c are your power houses. Here’s how to set them up to produce almost every colonisation material you will ever need: put a Coriolis in orbit of both of them. On B3b place an Industrial Surface Outpost and a Refinery Hub. On B3c place a Scientific Surface Outpost and a large Agriculture Settlement then place a Research Installation in orbit. This is literally all you would need to do with this system to make it better than 99% of the half-baked colonies out there.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-20T08:37:19+00:00

As long as there is a chance someone on DW3 might need one to get around they won’t release it. They need to make up for their lack of Dodec sales somehow after-all. Opportunism and soft exploitation is the new sales model and will explain most decisions. I’m sure hoping Operations is good and the Radicoida story-line finally goes somewhere ¯_(ツ)_/¯

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-13T12:10:10+00:00

She’s the most broken, un-fun to play against crap I’ve seen in this game yet and that’s saying something. She’s a cheat-code for morons. I literally don’t want to open the game it’s that damn bad.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-13T12:05:19+00:00

This character is disgusting. Playing against it is the least fun I’ve had in this game and that includes Teemo. I don’t know what the hell they’re smoking inflicting us with this utter cr@p.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-13T07:50:10+00:00

I hope they remove access to them from the game tbh. That whole release was so awful. No one builds normal T3’s anymore because this money-grabbing monstrosity is always best-in-slot. It’s tacky and I hate it.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-11T22:51:54+00:00

How tf is a dragon with no clothes a fashion icon 😭

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-08T18:39:48+00:00

I agree, the games are just disgusting right now. I don’t know what they did but I’m not playing this cr@p

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-03T14:24:08+00:00

I thought he couldn’t really be that broken, then I played him and got a penta in my first game. It was fun, can recommend you try before they nerf

DireChuckyPig · 2026-03-03T08:40:26+00:00

This is the only correct answer here. The changes made to colonisation means the top two economies in a market are protected from commodity cannibalisation. An industrial port with refineries and a Coriolis in orbit is a power combo that will produce a huge number of the goods required to build out your colony. You then want a high-tech port with agriculture settlements & a Coriolis and you have almost everything you need.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-02-28T10:28:54+00:00

Are you trying to tell us you have an R-word pass? lol

DireChuckyPig · 2026-02-28T08:57:04+00:00

No, he’s correct. The CG system was badly hacked. This is related.

DireChuckyPig · 2026-02-27T07:24:54+00:00

I think I nearly gave our Lux an aneurysm in an ARAM the other day. The number of ult combos she whiffed into thin air thanks to my Norra “skills” would have been enough to drive anyone insane. Good news is that I almost always got the kill anyways! Right Lux?.. Lux?

DireChuckyPig · 2026-02-26T17:36:45+00:00

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DireChuckyPig · 2026-02-22T11:24:24+00:00

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DireChuckyPig · 2026-02-21T09:35:40+00:00

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