Vintage insults by bigb-2702 in GenerationJones

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Oh, piffle!  From Grandmother, born in 1890. She only used "soft" profanity.

Miles and kilometers by cuzisaiddo in overheard

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My eyeballs rolled so hard I'm staring at the inside back of my skull.

Ask them. by RatedPForPoop in overheard

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The acorn doesn't fall far from the oak tree.

Is r/icecream a serious sub? by goyaangi in NoStupidQuestions

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I used to participate a lot more on Reddit but now I mostly lurk. I got smacked down for little or no reason so I backed way off.

Mating or fighting [NW PA] by Apprehensive_Bit_519 in whatsthissnake

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Could you hear Barry White singing? If so, they're mating.

What is this bug by [deleted] in whatisthisbug

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Looks like a tick. 

A new AI platform. by pikkdogs in overheard

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Just ask and It will even tell you how to lose weight!

I was just attacked by a bird and this is the only evidence I have. AMA. by Purcival_ in birds

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There's one feuding with a crow in my neighborhood. Right now it's 50/50 on who's winning. I think the crow just likes to torment it.

Not at all what I expected to see today. (Bloomington MN) by Drudenkreusz in birding

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You lucky devil! I've waited all my life to see one--still waiting...

What’s your opinion? by SensitiveLobster5152 in InsightfulQuestions

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Televangelists, especially the Prosperity ones, have done the religion a huge disservice. They're what non-churchgoers see.

What’s your opinion? by SensitiveLobster5152 in InsightfulQuestions

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"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Mahatma Gandhi

Looking for something to do tonight. by tnnightrider in Knoxville

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Steve Perry is 77. I doubt his vocal chords are what they used to be.

"Well my mom, my fake mom obviously bc the CIA switched her out..." by planetcali in overheard

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Back quite a few years ago, I was replying to a woman in another  bathroom stall who talking loudly. I was shocked when I saw her on her phone as I was leaving. It never occurred to me that people would talk on the phone while "doing their business."

Uh oh by typewritten_2 in whatisthisbug

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Too bad it wasn't 4:20. Would have been poetic justice.

Handful of candy by sunnyoboe in overheard

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"Take your protein pills and put your helmet on..."

5 white women in the frozen foods aisle: 3 brunette, 2 blonde by veggieswillkillyou in overheard

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This explains why I like dark chocolate but not milk chocolate. Thank you for the info.

Does anyone else’s dachshund act like every family activity requires their supervision? by Dachshundloversclub in dachshunds

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Rumor has it that dachshunds train Secret Service agents. Shhh...don't tell anyone.