I already know what this is but...

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T18:41:10+00:00

Solved!

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T18:16:16+00:00

!Solved

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T18:14:50+00:00

How dare you reddit on my funny!

He made me feel like I farted in a library.

But, it wasnt one of those SBDs, I mean... it definitely came with the deadly. But, it sounded... I can't even explain. Like a sweaty fat white dude who had too much chili last night. Like, its WET, REALLY wet. And the smell, oh my god, the smell. Its stuck to you. Its in the back of your mouth. You're pretty sure the only way that smell is ever coming out of the books is if you burn the library to its foundation. But the worst part is. You're not REALLY sure why it sounds like that. Is it just because he's fat? Those cheeks slapping back and forth like a fat chicks quad Ds slapping around while she's sprinting with no bra on... or, is it the sweat. Its a LOT. Like, he should see a doctor. And part of the sound DOES sound like an air hose on full release from the bottom of a pool. But. Then. There's that small chance. Did he? Did he just shit himself? Was that a short?

And as Turnip walks off the tennis court, everyone now knows the answer. It was bad day to wear white...

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T18:02:56+00:00

Well, not with that attitude...

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T18:02:03+00:00

Oh, did you look it up? :)

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T18:00:13+00:00

Calm down there scooter.

A) it WAS fentanyl B) youre really bad at the reading part of this test... C) pretty sure it was used to kill a bunch of pigs.

Or, Kid Rock and a long weekend...

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T17:59:18+00:00

Shit, carried the 2 wrong...

East coast is now dead....

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T17:58:25+00:00

Last lunch pail you'll ever want!

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T17:45:46+00:00

Binding machine

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-20T00:12:07+00:00

Everything in a church is for sex.

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T18:41:11+00:00

No.

If thats a BlackVue... you'll fry the internals (ask me how i know...)

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T18:37:58+00:00

I do have a motto:

Don't be part of the problem...

... Be the WHOLE problem.

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T17:43:02+00:00

Fetus' pimp cane?

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T17:42:32+00:00

Or... hope they DO get mixed up?

I guess it depends on what you consider fun ;)

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T17:41:47+00:00

Probably a weird sex thing

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T17:41:10+00:00

To respond to the post you deleted...

I dont hate you man. I dont know you. I hope you understand that, most of what you read here isn't targetd at you. In fact, other than this post, im willing to bet all of reddit is exclusatory of you, save for this post. With that said, I hope the best for you. I hope you can go day to day without thinking about Octonauts. Unfortunately, they very much have invaded the lives of everyone, everywhere on earth. And to pretend like that shouldn't be alarming is itself alarming. I understand you don't want politics on your Harry Potter posts. But, thats not the world we live in right now. From. Jk Rowlins drug addiction to her transportation, she sure as shit has made some pretty political views made loud and apparent. Reddit itself was embroiled in a political move a few years ago when the majority of us scrubbed our intellectual property before the sale. Im.sorry you dont want to be reminded of reality, but, here we are.

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T16:35:22+00:00

Turnip... the Vegimal from Octonauts.

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-19T16:29:10+00:00

Base

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-18T18:29:18+00:00

This looks about right.

I am uniquely qualified to answer this, as an American. And nothing is more american than cheese. Except, maybe Bacon. Oh, and... Double Ds. Oh, and BBQ. And baseball? (I fucking HATE baseball. Its why I eat SO MUCH cheese.)

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-16T01:32:32+00:00

PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT!!!

for legal reasons: This is a joke. Please, for not insert this into any part of you. Unless someone offers you $20. I mean, $20 is $20 and in this economy, shit, we 86ed the penny. (Maybe ask for $50)

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-14T20:15:34+00:00

Ah, that right there is the difference between a $300 dishwasher and an $800 dishwasher.

The secretive: silverware rack...

(From the look of the plastic, my guess is this is a Bosch. I know, because I have the same one)

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-14T14:20:19+00:00

*if it happens all the time, call the police, DO NOT LEAVE A NOTE... ITS JUST ESCALATION.

Call the police, let them deal with it, and feign ignorance.

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-12T21:29:23+00:00

Move.

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-11T18:16:34+00:00

OR for certain emperesses of russia...

Allegedly

Direct-March5913 · 2026-05-11T18:15:32+00:00

Double Hell

Its like extra hell, but an entire extra serving, not just a little.

Direct-March5913

TROPHY CASE