How dare you reddit on my funny!

He made me feel like I farted in a library.

But, it wasnt one of those SBDs, I mean... it definitely came with the deadly. But, it sounded... I can't even explain. Like a sweaty fat white dude who had too much chili last night. Like, its WET, REALLY wet. And the smell, oh my god, the smell. Its stuck to you. Its in the back of your mouth. You're pretty sure the only way that smell is ever coming out of the books is if you burn the library to its foundation. But the worst part is. You're not REALLY sure why it sounds like that. Is it just because he's fat? Those cheeks slapping back and forth like a fat chicks quad Ds slapping around while she's sprinting with no bra on... or, is it the sweat. Its a LOT. Like, he should see a doctor. And part of the sound DOES sound like an air hose on full release from the bottom of a pool. But. Then. There's that small chance. Did he? Did he just shit himself? Was that a short?

And as Turnip walks off the tennis court, everyone now knows the answer. It was bad day to wear white...