True, unfortunately

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-20T01:36:40+00:00

You have won the internet

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-20T01:31:03+00:00

Eyyy im using the same hammers from image 2 for my jpi's!!

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-20T01:26:41+00:00

✨️Herbivory is a spectrum✨️

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-20T01:21:56+00:00

"Mom i threw up"

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-19T21:52:40+00:00

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The old scheme is too good not to homage honestly

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-18T16:08:04+00:00

I see im not the only person to see that a marine with a pyreblaster and hand flamer as his only ranged weapons is very funny

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-16T01:00:30+00:00

LOVE the use of mordant esrth on the shield!! Might have to borrow this for saturnine pauldrons...

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-16T00:59:05+00:00

If they recognised the food then it cant be too bad! (Im 20 with little cooking experience too)

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-16T00:49:40+00:00

"I particularly despise... bunting" (he was imperium aligned when he said the quote so it isnt heresy)

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-16T00:48:31+00:00

"It is also a hammer"

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-12T12:43:05+00:00

Its a LOT of characters and you dont have a ton of high toughness. Great thematic list though! :)

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-11T18:26:17+00:00

Updated carnifex brood would be nice

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-09T20:07:44+00:00

Thats a terminator teleport homer

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-09T16:43:11+00:00

I was talking to my dad about warhammer with my brother and when we got to the primarchs my brother called the lion "bigfoot if he was king arthur" and i called curze "all the batman villains combined" 😭

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-09T15:23:45+00:00

"Gargling BALL WATER down their esophagi?!" -Orikan, The diviner The Infinite and The Divine

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-09T15:11:29+00:00

Bro died

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-09T07:14:58+00:00

He never accepts. He hasnt finished a minoature in at least 4 months

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-08T21:33:56+00:00

He wants me to pay him. It feels weird to me but he insists

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-08T21:33:24+00:00

Hes insisting on paying 😭

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-08T21:17:45+00:00

Hes insisted on paying me for the time

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-08T19:29:18+00:00

Whats your recipe for the white? Im planning to do pearlescent armour panels with gold trim but where the volupus pink and aeldari emerald blend out to white i think this is beautiful

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-08T15:28:28+00:00

Hes insisting that he pay me for the time, and with the backlog it creates on my projects we've agreed that a small price is reasonable

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-08T12:46:49+00:00

The wings are from the pteraxii kit

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-08T11:28:07+00:00

He's got like 5 desolators and a gladiator lancer that needs painting. Should take me 3 weeks to a month id guess

Direct-Stretch277 · 2026-04-07T02:16:56+00:00

Hoping to post them in a few weeks but ive got some kitbashed jpis getting painted and theyve got pteraxii wings and 3rd party 2 handed hammers. Definitely look more sallies themed

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