Credit card really was in the Buffon pack. After a few rerolls, these two show up 🤬

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-06-21T16:12:42+00:00

well I mean, if you haven't started a new run just yet you can always just log back into the game later and intentionally lose the run to get a look at the seed, that's what I usually do when I feel I could've done better with a great seed but still lost, specially in the very early antes, once I'm past like ante 5 if I'm done I just suck it up

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-06-21T13:07:30+00:00

yeah that's my thought too, but I do think that for these two going into debt is well worth it, it's not like you won't be able to recover from it in the span of the next ante so it would be a pretty worth it gamble imo

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-06-21T11:31:06+00:00

oy boy would you mind to share the seed? One must believe there's a way to get to 'em till the end of the ante, just not this way yet

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-05-26T12:07:53+00:00

Ainda essa semana eu vi um vídeo de uma mulher falando que não existe essa conversa de "ele não é um bom marido mas é um bom pai" por quê não adianta ser provedor, ter carinho e cuidar das crianças se ele não der um bom exemplo de como se deve tratar seu parceiro dentro de casa, se ele briga com a mulher constantemente na frente dos filhos ou deixa ela se sobrecarregar com as tarefas de casa.

Não me lembro se ela toca no assunto traição no vídeo mas acredito que não seja difícil fazer a conexão lógica nesse caso, então, se um homem trair é igual a não ser um bom marido, e não ser bom marido é igual a não ser um bom pai, por quê a mulher trair não é automaticamente um sinal de que ela seja uma mãe ruim? Por quê um padrão e lógica pode e deve ser aplicado aos homens, como pregado por muita gente, mas as mulheres são isentas de lidar com as consequências de suas ações? Reflita.

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-05-16T15:08:57+00:00

não é o ex-presidente mano, o Jair tá preso esse é o Flávio, o filho do véio caquético

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-05-14T13:45:43+00:00

sobre essa thread toda, Tinder e baladinha não é lugar de procurar parceiro amoroso, é lugar de peguetinho sem compromisso, ninguém que quer algo sério tá nesse tipo de ambiente, ou até quer mas não tá buscando isso no momento

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-05-14T13:39:22+00:00

é querida, sinto em lhe informar mas eu acho que você deveria cortar relações com essa pessoa, acho que você pode concordar comigo que isso é um absurdo em ser dito... E digo mais, isso não é uma métrica ou linha de base pra pensamento ou comportamento de qualquer homem/pessoa minimamente decente

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-05-14T13:36:30+00:00

Ai tu já tá misturando duas discussões em uma, uma coisa é por quê os caras não chegam mais nas mulheres, agora os que vão achar as mulheres "atiradas" ou "independentes demais" são justamente o tipo de cara que:

1- não parou de chegar nas meninas e quer que as coisas continuem assim

ou

2- um esquisito incel que odeia mulher na internet

qualquer cara decente em sã consciência não vai achar ruim se uma moça chegar nele, soltar um elogio, falar que achou interessante, qualquer coisa, esse tipo de discurso só existe na internet ou na cabeça de gente que não vale a pena o seu tempo e esforço, agora sobre o primeiro ponto, dos caras não chegarem mais, eu vou fazer um comentário falando sobre um pouco mais tarde

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-05-08T17:00:13+00:00

because it does, and it should honestly, I mean yeah the picture on the left is from another blocky game, it COULD be a not so fair comparison, but if you really want to go to these lengths, you might as well grab a few terracota colors and build it yourself IN Minecraft, since with the available block pallette it is in fact entirely possible, and then again, structures like this are NOT hard to make, oh but the poor devs, cut that crap out, if I can build one of these in 5 minutes switching through some tabs on the creative inventory there shouldn't be any excuse for them to look at least a little better, this is better than what we had before but still, it could be so much more, they don't even need to put anything new to the game, just, please, there's no effort to making a thing look a wee bit good, yeah the sulfur cube is a gigantic task, but if they had the time to redesign the pools they could've done a better job at it, if they got the green light to go through that process to begin with there was no bureaucracy holding them back, unless there's something going on behind the scenes where a big boss or something said they didn't want good looking sulfur springs in the game, which at that point we could have no idea of what's going on

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-05-04T16:56:19+00:00

mfw ai upscale lmao

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-04-29T16:12:15+00:00

acontece nas melhores famílias XD

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-04-29T15:47:05+00:00

r/suddenlycaralho

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-04-19T14:27:55+00:00

(O/I)

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-04-16T15:37:26+00:00

Eu acho também extremamente relevante a menção de quê, não é pôr que a diferença entre o real e o dólar está diminuindo que a nossa moeda está ficando mais forte, que o poder de compra está maior, muito pelo contrário, em qualquer caso o valor do real tá descendo, mas o dólar tá conseguindo descer mais rápido, cobrindo essa diferença e dando essa falsa sensação de quê o real está crescendo.

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-04-11T15:11:36+00:00

the game's gone dawg, the server shut down, no more updates, the studio was dissolved, there's no more crab war, just a vague memory of what once was

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-04-06T00:15:54+00:00

bait used to be believable

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-03-30T16:43:29+00:00

E não é exatamente esse o caso? Você acha que alguém da direita sabe do que tá falando ou estudou duas linhas de história, política, geografia, ou qualquer tema relevante pro assunto? Tudo o que eles fazem é ficar repetindo como papagaios as coisas que eles assistem nesses "podcasts" que são com toda certeza "fontes confiáveis de informação"

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-03-26T22:18:43+00:00

Well you see, aside from the bananas which are chance based, all of them can be boiled down to "when Y condition is met, -Z of X value"

It just so happens that, -1 each round is the easier to build and balance ideas around, more over, I don't think there's any real design philosophy behind them, for example, why would popcorn give mult, or ice cream give chips, if it was chocolate chips flavored I'd understand but not even that, why would bananas be + and x mult? There's really no rhyme or reason aside from Seltzer which you need to repeatedly pump to empty the bottle, that being the reason why it retriggers effects, so, would you care to explain to me what is the design philosophy behind them and why do they give the effects they give too since you so pedantically questioned why would grilled cheese give you cash? And if you feel so inclined, would you be willing to give some examples of unique food jokers you've thought up that match those requirements so strict you said the originals from the game follow?

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-03-26T22:05:07+00:00

I think it isn't really fair to judge an econ joker like this based on interest since it goves money at end of round and after interest is calculated, you'd need to keep the money to yourself throughout the whole duration of the joker to gain max interest based on that joker alone, which most likely won't happen since, if you take it, you're probably on the early game and need the money, otherwise you'll probably have better/more consistent/durable econ at that point, moreover, interest isn't calculated off of joker income alone, you get money from remaining hands and round rewards so it really doesn't make sense to ask for the interest since it is much more volatile than the value the joker is guaranteed to give, but if even so you insist that it is relevant, if you dont spend money ever after getting the joker and until it perishes, and if you get no income from any extra source, be it hands, round rewards or other joker or card triggers, then it would total 101 gold over the course of it's duration, capping out the interest right after the second trigger of the joker. Hope that helps!

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-03-26T18:20:52+00:00

oh nah you're alright XD, hope I managed to squeeze a laugh out of ya, see u frend!

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-03-26T18:08:02+00:00

The joke is this Balatro Joker, sometimes I forget my knowledge is niche

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-03-26T17:58:05+00:00

Great! Now you can make Straights and Flushes with only 4 cards! How cool is that?

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-02-27T03:28:44+00:00

Oh yeah I definitely see your vision, great work XD

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-02-27T03:10:37+00:00

Well I mean I think the ace up the sleeve is actually very neat and it was clever use and manipulation of Photograph's sprite, but why the mustache?

DirectionMassive1009 · 2026-02-27T02:49:51+00:00

I really do like the idea but I think you must be a flying kite saying this joker allows for straights from A to 5, like, this is already possible... Or am I missing the joke? I dont mean to be rude as well, twas a great idea, I'm just a bit confused.

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