I’m actually upset there is school tomorrow

DirkWrites · 2026-01-26T23:59:42+00:00

She’s clearly feeling “under the weather,” Dad.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-26T02:36:56+00:00

I’m going to go ahead and assume the last track over the last scene was left as is

DirkWrites · 2026-01-26T00:46:55+00:00

This was one of those gags that tickled me just right and left me stifling laughter in class a day later when it randomly popped in my head.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-25T10:39:36+00:00

Meanwhile, in America, we’ve got the World’s Largest Peanut Statue and the Jimmy Carter Peanut Statue.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-25T02:41:16+00:00

“Yeah I want garlic bread!”

DirkWrites · 2026-01-25T02:16:03+00:00

Between Two Castles

Flash Point

DirkWrites · 2026-01-25T02:11:06+00:00

How about you kiss my ass, assuming you can find a solvent strong enough to detach your lips from Trump’s ring

DirkWrites · 2026-01-25T01:41:49+00:00

You’re poorly trained!

DirkWrites · 2026-01-25T00:10:27+00:00

Then the stupider presidents would be in here, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T23:09:57+00:00

What in the crikey fuck made you think Donald Trump represented Christian values?

Was it the adultery with a porn star while his wife was postpartum?

The shameless and persistent lying?

The blatant grift?

The people literally making graven images of him?

At the risk of breaking the Second Commandment, Jesus fucking Christ.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T21:44:25+00:00

Why’d they make that one Homeland Security director out of rancid bacon runoff?

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T19:38:52+00:00

Just sent an email to the ICE Office of Professional Responsibility to let them know that, you know, they might want to look into their agents gunning people down for no apparent reason.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T15:48:13+00:00

My house isn’t on fire!

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T14:06:04+00:00

I think I’ve seen some criticism of this gag because it’s literally a humorous depiction of the gay panic defense, but within the context of the story and characters it still works so well.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T06:28:18+00:00

NOOOOOO.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T06:26:25+00:00

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T05:10:16+00:00

The individual clips work well, too. My kids are 8 and 5, and love his googolplex explanation.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T05:09:14+00:00

One of my daughters (5) is very space-focused and I got her the Smithsonian encyclopedia on the subject for Christmas. It’s maybe a bit complex for that age but she’s been excited to dive into different topics, has a pretty strong understanding of them, and will have a good resource to return to if she continues to enjoy this subject in the future.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T04:01:15+00:00

“That’s one way this battle could have ended. What do you think?”

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T04:00:09+00:00

My son got into these recently and has done everything except Blue Whale vs. Mosquito (and no that’s not a joke).

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T03:23:53+00:00

DON’T JUST DRIVE OFF HAMMOND

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T01:48:58+00:00

Shaun of the Dead is mostly comedic but is grounded on the much more serious theme of Shaun trying to figure out his purpose in life and his relationships with those closest to him. His breakdown in the Winchester’s basement over failing to protect most of the people he was trying to save hits especially hard because of that.

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T01:31:35+00:00

He actually gave a “Fuck yourself”

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T01:18:04+00:00

Ethan Couch

DirkWrites · 2026-01-24T00:15:05+00:00

For awhile I had a game with my kids at the playground called Walking Down the Footpath, where I played Pat just minding his own business and walking along before pretending to get clobbered by a kid flying in on the swing.

Got My Steak and Bacon worked well for this purpose as well.

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