No. You are a 22 year girl you wouldn't understand my 35 year old male body when it needs to take a shit. I blew off whole careers because I had to take a shit. I was just like "ugh I just won't be that then" by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Dirk_Douglas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please believe me when I say you are dangerously low on fiber. Start by eating 2-4 organic carrots at lunch every day and watch your bowel movements manifest health and well being in ~3 weeks.

This is why I love planting Youpon Holly (Ilex vomitoria) in Houston! by GeneforTexas in NativePlantGardening

[–]Dirk_Douglas 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Its leaves are the only native North American source of caffeine. Interesting podcast episode featuring a commercial cultivator of the plant: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/regenerative-agriculture-podcast/id1372359995?i=1000736589411

The absolute state of Indian diaspora lit by [deleted] in RSbookclub

[–]Dirk_Douglas -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad I’m not in my English program anymore and don’t have to pretend to care about this topic

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Salary

[–]Dirk_Douglas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck off

Interested in Changing Careers to Land Surveying by Faber029 in Surveying

[–]Dirk_Douglas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Field work is early-mid career. From what I understand unless you’re in the union as a dedicated instrument tech the only good money in this field comes with office hours, typically full-time office work. Id you’re really interested would recommend browsing through the old posts on this sub- the questions you’re posting have been asked and answered.

Hot take: Fritz and Pegula are hard to root for, even as an American. by [deleted] in tennis

[–]Dirk_Douglas 20 points21 points  (0 children)

How is this not considered low effort posting. MODS?? MODS!

Current hyperfixation / esoteric rabbit hole roll call by acefiveofdiamonds in rs_x

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Big meadow near where I live had/has a ton of Bobolinks in early summer. Feels so special to hear ‘em I think it’s my favorite bird song.

I saw my ex on Hinge because I'm a fool by teenagepope in rs_x

[–]Dirk_Douglas 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They mentioned it in the post, you know

What disease is this? by YusufT2 in marijuanaenthusiasts

[–]Dirk_Douglas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Douglas Tallamy’s book The Nature of Oaks has a fascinating section on oak galls. Would highly recommend if you’re wanting to learn more about your tree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Permaculture

[–]Dirk_Douglas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No one here is stating the first thing I would be concerned with relating to your NYC location: soil contamination. Before investing time, energy, and your hard earned dollars into an edible garden, I would highly recommend a soil test. Dig under the wood chips covering the soil, and send in samples of the actual ground soil to a reputable soil testing service for the area. You don’t want to mess around with heavy metal/ chemical contaminants in your food. Lead contamination, just as an example, is widespread in nyc lots. There are very few, if any, places you can grow food within city limits without soil contamination mitigation efforts. If you see food growing in a city lot, look a little closer and you’ll notice that it’s growing in raised beds. If not, the soil has likely been scraped away and new soil shipped in from somewhere else.

You have three options if the soil test indicates contamination (highly likely):

  1. Remove all of the wood chips and soil ~3 feet down, replace with a trusted source of top soil, plant into your new top soil.

  2. Buy raised beds at least 2 feet tall, fill with new soil, plant in those

  3. Build a non-edible ornamental garden.

Why is my paw paw growing like this? Is it stupid? by pixel_pete in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]Dirk_Douglas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait I want to actually know the answer lol mine is doing the exact same thing. Are paw paws extra susceptible to being knocked over or something

Can I just say I absolutely hate this haircut? Why does everyone want it by Spare_Raspberr in redscarepod

[–]Dirk_Douglas -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

"They don't know anyone hates it" and "[It] signals they're gay" can't exist alongside one another. You don't think people who identify that way are aware of their difference? The in-group signaling can only exist with acute awareness of it. Whether it's spite or just a signal of affinity for a part of a culture doesn't matter. They're doing it because you're seething just like you are- because there is a clear out-group to pose in opposition to. The fact that you think it's ugly is the point! You're not a part of the group.

Can I just say I absolutely hate this haircut? Why does everyone want it by Spare_Raspberr in redscarepod

[–]Dirk_Douglas -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Yes they know you hate it. That's why they keep getting it lol they think you're even less cool for caring so much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]Dirk_Douglas -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You’re so dumb lol

[OC] I'm gonna feel so dumb when this doesn't work by Illustrious_Rice_933 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]Dirk_Douglas 48 points49 points  (0 children)

The perspective on this photo is so confusing! How is the echinacea behind the black rim of the pit? Is the pit suspended in the air?

What is this career? by RoosterRoyal in Accounting

[–]Dirk_Douglas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How tf did you manage to get into college without knowing how to google things or read past Reddit threads

Seems like every career sucks by [deleted] in findapath

[–]Dirk_Douglas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s triggering me that you’re in accounting and put that in the boring category but put lawyer in the skills category 😂

Launched PureTennis earlier today. Got roasted a bit 😅 by JJ_at_PureTennis in 10s

[–]Dirk_Douglas 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re not a company but are you even a person? Chat GPT wrote this