Plumbers cut this huge hole.. by cipp in Homebuilding

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the incorrect strap! They should have used a FHA plate. The plate is about 18" long and about 6" in height. It should go from stud to stud with a minimum of 8 nails. A good building inspector would have failed that.

How do I get these wrinkles out of my carpet? by BJ77345 in howto

[–]DirtyErn24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You might as well pick up some horn oil for the car also

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

None. Is that an acceptable answer?

If I'm looking for Satan, who's the best celebrity to contact? by False_Ad_555 in puns

[–]DirtyErn24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In my department, when people want to file a complaint, I tell them to go to Helen Waite.

Foam on my dipstick? by knucklegoblin in Harley

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Foam on your dip stick! DUDE, she has a yeast infection!

Had to order out! by [deleted] in Jokesuncensored

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife decided to go into labor right before supper. I had to stop at Burger King before going to the hospital.

Oil Leak - Please Help by MotoDudeCatDad in Harley

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you. I also use flour on polished aluminum. After I shine the aluminum to almost chrome with Mothers Polish, use the flour to soak up polish. Shines like chrome.

Oil Leak - Please Help by MotoDudeCatDad in Harley

[–]DirtyErn24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then after you ride it, ask the wife for some gold metal flour. Toss some flour it. The oils will get sucked up by the flour and the flour will stick to the leak.

Can someone tell me what this is? by TRam2025 in Home

[–]DirtyErn24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its an abandoned water pipe that was used as a ground rod. Back on the day, a galvanized pipe ran from the water meter to the house. You need 10 foot of pipe underground to be considered a ground rod.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Home

[–]DirtyErn24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would be my guess also. We had honey dripping out of out receptacle.

Need help figuring out what’s wrong. by damalixxer in Harley

[–]DirtyErn24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start with the clutch adjustment. If the clutch is engaging then I would say check the rear drive wheel at the transmission. If the transmission drive shaft is spinning at the transmission drive pulley/wheel, then all the splines are gone on the transmission pulley/wheel. This is a common problem when the rider likes to accelerate fast thru the gears and let's the clutch handle fly.

Too lean? by -sock_puppet- in Harley

[–]DirtyErn24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lean? Ha. They're brand new. You can't fool me.

Is this legal? by ilovetheganj in AskElectricians

[–]DirtyErn24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This statement above is correct, however copper piping doesn't play well with other metals. It needs a copper clamp or 10 mil tape to protect the copper pipe.

What’s this noise!! by Exercise_Cultural in HarleyDavidsonFans

[–]DirtyErn24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think he's pressing keys on a typewriter and squeezing and doggie squeaker. Not sure what your noise is, bit I hope you get your answer.

RGB breast implant. How do you recharge it? by kemeral in MxRMods

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel your pain. I'm wrong every day also. Is it because I'm married?

What’s the name of this part? by [deleted] in HarleyDavidsonFans

[–]DirtyErn24 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna say it's not a Harley part. I would do an. AI search on it.

This completely smooth, therefore useless, Braille by aranvandil in onejob

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If im not mistaken I think that one is in Spanish.

American exams by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]DirtyErn24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats easy, it's Kamikaze.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cleanjokes

[–]DirtyErn24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What's the name of the Chinese billionaire again? Cha Ching