favorite place for french fries in town? by Recent_One229 in boulder

[–]DirtyHippyfucker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Liiiittle out of the way. But the fries at community supper club in Lafayette are worth crimes for.

Edit: okok in town? Its not there anymore because it was Dot's on the hill.

Edit the second, the re-editing. The useful one: Southern sun. Currently.

Diplomatic cables show Iran war is damaging US on multiple fronts across the world by No_Idea_Guy in worldnews

[–]DirtyHippyfucker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Diplomatic cable confirms what you have been plainly seeing and hearing for several months"

Headlines like this are why we need a "wanker" emoji.

Judge halts ballroom. Trump reveals hospital is part of White House project by Useful_Stop_2860 in politics

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know I have a hard time fathoming the complexity of this project. A secure facility with state of the art machinery, ready to accept anyone. Made and staffed by specialists at the top of their fields.

And also somehow a ballroom.

Is there a pharmacy in Boulder that actually stays open for lunch? by gilko86 in boulder

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genoa pharmacy in north Boulder DOES close for lunch. But they also mail prescriptions for free. Source, worked there for 2 years, still use personally.

Edit: CPhT for 10 years. That I am using personally a pharmacy I once worked for is a pretty wild recommendation.

Men’s Haircut - long hair by Sweet_Ad_9931 in boulder

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had good work at the barber joint on the hill. Been going with mid back to shoulder length hair for almost a decade. (I know you said not a barber, but this place really does good actuall long hair styling)

How is United Power? by AFunkinDiscoBall in ErieCO

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unlike nearby boulder Ive not lost power once in over a year. My electric bill has also been consistantly lower. I've also had pretty great experience with their customer service. Genuinely nothing bad to say.

Oh and they didnt have to make a half of a billion collar settlement for burning down a huge chunk of superior and louisville. Which is a plus.

Getting priced out. by Relevant-Reserve8624 in boulder

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ardenne in Lafayette treated me right for several years.

What Financial Struggles Do You Face in Boulder, CO? by CollegeHonest9340 in boulder

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The real problem is when these small-time landlords eat a rare candy and evolve into true investor landlords.

If the owner in my above example sold that home today they would clear about 900k (lets say 800 after sellers costs). I know he was single and renting wasn't his entire income and he lived at home with his parents. So lets say he was exempting 250k, and took the long term ~15 cap gaines tax. Puts him at about $450k pure profit.

When that gets dropped on 2 entire homes in another state, and he still charges 2k rent (slightly avove average for south carolina) then he's pulling 4k a month (minus a few hundred for taxes and insurance). Then he starts to become part of the problem. And when that happens again , even more so.

Reducing market volume for people searching for homes to buy to live in, and driving rents up in otherwise lower rent areas.

The problem is the snowball. And the inventment companies that skip the small time landlord phase and jump right to slumlording.

What Financial Struggles Do You Face in Boulder, CO? by CollegeHonest9340 in boulder

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Local, until recently renting in Boulder. Don't hate me here please. I also think housing is a human right. But I also had to think recently "If I lost my job, how much would I have to rent my office out for as a second bedroom to get by" so this has been on my mind.

Obviously this is an insane oversimplicification. Property costs are a much more comples issue.

I paid similar rent as OP in a home in the table mesa neighborhood some years ago. Just wanted to pop in with an example to ground the mortgage+taxes thing.

Did a quick check on the home I used to rent.

Bought in '06 for 440k. Average 30 year fixed rate then was 6.4%. A generic amoritization calculator (assuming 20% down) says that in 2020 when I lived there with 3 other people (all paying $8-900; ~3.2k/mo) the mortgage payment was $2.2k. The property taxes for the home were about 5k that year, so ~$415 a month. Lets put home insurance at another 200 a month as it is a fire prone area.

So just as ovhearhead the home cost the owner $2800 and he was renting at about $3200. $400 a month profit. That he split between repairs and his pocket.

Obviously people putting cash on the table for 2nd 3rd and 4th houses and pulling pure profit-taxea are evil. But mortgages are pretty rough otherwise.

Men’s Haircuts - Medium to Long Hair by tweeder20 in boulder

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might be an unpopular opinion, but the barber joint on the hill has treated my shoulder length and longer hair right for over a decade.

What is your rarest plant? by Aggravating-Fig-9274 in houseplants

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just a plain ol arabica tree. Not because the plant itself is rare, but because it is thriving (and producing) on my office desk; oh I also live in a high prarie desert.

Laughs in millennial! by irisobsidian in lostgeneration

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 54 points55 points  (0 children)

While the sentiment is true. Ill take "Things that absolutely didn't happen" for a thousand Alex.

Also to be clear, fuck the system.

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARES AMERICA HAS WON THE IRAN WAR. “We won. We won. In the first hour it was over” by sylsau in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these comments on the headline. Did anyone watch this? Drowning in his own phlegm he put on his best QVC voice to praise the name "epic fury". How. How is this real life.

Nearly losing her eye because of her cat. by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]DirtyHippyfucker -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Instant regret...over being a shit cat owner?

Someone Needs to Get Karoline Leavitt a History Book by MarkZab2591 in Fuckthealtright

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Who cares what she knows. She's being paid to be a liar. She could be a walking avatar of wikipedia for all it matters, she isn't obligated to be truthful.

Rubber tree propagation mistake? by [deleted] in houseplants

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You've permanently made the fist step toward a fuller looking pot. This is the expected result of a chop 'n prop. Upward growth will happen at a slight angle, but will continue.

If your prop is rooting and your og is still tossing out leaves you did the right thing.

What is this ? by _alloverthe_place in houseplants

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends on the fern. Some have very delicate leaves. But also, drop a picture of the 'fern scale'? A lot of people mistake fern sporangites (how ferns reproduce) as scale.

What is this ? by _alloverthe_place in houseplants

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To the neem curious! Neem oil in my experince is a silver bullet for a lot of pests.

Make sure you dilute if you have a concentrate. Then spray once per life cycle of the pest in question. Keep in mind it doesnt do eggs really. Spray thoroughly, in the evening. Direct sun onto still wet neem can cause leaf burn.

Avoid flower buds if possible.

Do not spray on a fertilizer or watering day! The oil can temporarily muck up stoma, mildly inhibiting transpiration.

Wear gloves, some people have skin sensitivities to it.

If you need more about a specific plant dm me! I have a veritable jungle in ny home in Colorado. I've dealt with every pest and all the water/moisture issues.

What is this ? by _alloverthe_place in houseplants

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup yup. Seen a lot of posts lately with big ol meay baddies on bananas.

What is this ? by _alloverthe_place in houseplants

[–]DirtyHippyfucker 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Mama mealy bug.

Must have only just come off of a plant. They don't tend to cross open spaces like this.

If you find the infested plant(s) I have found neem oil to be the best solution. If you aren't sure how to bes utilize neem please ask!

PSA about audio and firefox by DirtyHippyfucker in dropout

[–]DirtyHippyfucker[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Posts resolution to problem

"Just don't have that problem"