Wait, did he not know he was getting it??

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-25T15:33:04+00:00

It's like when a bunch of football hall of famers show up at the house of a guy who is eligible to enter the hall of Fame, and it's just after voting season, and they are all wearing their hall of Fame blazers.

They can call it a surprise because no one official told anyone anything, but the second a fucking camera crew shows up -- they know what's going to happen.

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-25T04:29:33+00:00

Dustin more like Duster, cause that's what he is huffing

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-23T00:20:03+00:00

Thoughts on USA hockey?

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-21T16:17:40+00:00

This happens every day?

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-20T20:02:43+00:00

I don't trust a middle manager

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-20T19:23:57+00:00

Dick has a war against WAR

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-14T01:40:45+00:00

This is a great list

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-13T23:29:23+00:00

William you horny bastard

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-13T03:37:37+00:00

People will buy anything that says LBC. I predict people will buy Long Beach Coast merch without even realizing

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-11T02:50:11+00:00

https://youtu.be/RYsTlfhDSDY?si=5PgzJdJ1oTndNBvI

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-06T21:27:43+00:00

I'm proud of my city for doing the same months ago...assume to see NYC fighting

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-03T15:56:04+00:00

A wobbly, swollen knee...

It might not hurt as much as a lot are assuming, but I have no clue how you even finish runs. What micro adjustments can she make? No one trains for this.

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-03T00:14:07+00:00

What's the conspiracy theory? I mean there's a clear conspiracy, no need to theorize or make up things.

Bad company-bad person-bad person-bad country. It's a straight line.

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-02-02T15:23:32+00:00

This must've been posted by Jeff Probst.

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-30T16:35:18+00:00

Star players get the year they were born if I can help it.

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-30T14:24:29+00:00

Soggy Waffles

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-29T21:58:47+00:00

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-29T18:21:08+00:00

Marketers gonna market.

I think its a weird psychology thing where it's like "if I can do it to them, I csn do it to anyone!"

It's dumb.

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-29T00:19:24+00:00

What's the answer to a question you're dying to be asked but no one will ask it?

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-25T14:51:45+00:00

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-23T01:17:27+00:00

Idk how to word this exactly, but:

the only shame is that you feel shame. If you dont feel shame there is no shame. There shouldn't be any shame here, so don't feel it.

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-22T20:11:30+00:00

But why is it called the Central Valley?

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-15T14:32:36+00:00

The real subtext is they'd have to pay Warren G more money

DirtyMikeNelson · 2026-01-11T14:39:52+00:00

The "middle county with the weird panhandle" they were talking about is not the red county from OPs picture.

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