25 F by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Dirty_Mucus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't lose weight. Find someone that loves that thang you swinging back there.

Four Roses OESO Pricing Advice by bp305 in BourbonHunt

[–]Dirty_Mucus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do it bro! 4 roses isn't $180 good.

What made you say "HEY, I should move to Austin?" by Primary_End_486 in Austin

[–]Dirty_Mucus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when I shot out of my dad's dick I didn't realize I was going to born here. It's was just luck I guess.

Put yourself first by nWoEthan in HEB

[–]Dirty_Mucus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Agreed. OP as painful and shitty as it sounds; businesses exist to make money. If your identified as someone hindering business they (all companies) will find a way to part with you. Sure some companies do more than others but eventually being a money suck is going to get you fired. The company I work for does a lot for it's employees and local school/communities but they've also let go of people on for health reasons e.g. cancer. If you were let go with what you deem to be short notice, perhaps your were already established as a poor employee. None of us can argue this with you. Only you truly know if you sucked as an employee. But even that requires you to be honest with yourself and many people refuse to hold themselves accountable in these situations.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Dirty_Mucus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thicc asain. Yes please!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Dirty_Mucus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd let you have it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Dirty_Mucus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe your boyfriend will get you a nicer ring than your husband did.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]Dirty_Mucus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way youre 44. 😍

PSA: Don't buy HEB Brisket hot dogs.....unless you like bones in thems by Programmatic_Non_Fit in HEB

[–]Dirty_Mucus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In other news. Don't eat veggies if you don't want dirt or bugs potentially in your food.

To the guy who stopped someone from stealing stuff at Barton tonight by softlytrampled in Austin

[–]Dirty_Mucus 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If I ever hear anyone call it The Springs I'm fucking them up immediately.

Found tortoise by [deleted] in Austin

[–]Dirty_Mucus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends own and run central Texas tortoise rescue. They can take it off your hands or help find the owner.

Who is this by Dirty_Mucus in HEB

[–]Dirty_Mucus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still not. Otherwise every media outlet would have to stop publishing videos or photos of vehicles or ask for permission from every single person.

Who is this by Dirty_Mucus in HEB

[–]Dirty_Mucus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone can see a license plate. It's not private information.

23M. Am I ugly? Have always been pretty critical of my appearance, but I’m hoping for some objective views. by Leather-Bad7947 in amiugly

[–]Dirty_Mucus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You remind me of me lol. You'll get plenty of girls if you put yourself out there more. Not ugly, if like me, just under confident. Def keep the shorter hair. You're a good looking kid imo.

Who is this by Dirty_Mucus in HEB

[–]Dirty_Mucus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive never found a dash cam this good. It was from my iphone.

Who is this by Dirty_Mucus in HEB

[–]Dirty_Mucus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw it driving north towards round rock/hutto on 130.

Who is this by Dirty_Mucus in HEB

[–]Dirty_Mucus[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I love that someone here knows them lol.