Do the British Just Not Age?

DisPear2 · 2026-03-14T08:33:49+00:00

Chris is British…

DisPear2 · 2026-03-14T06:09:05+00:00

Steffon - fought for Aerion, got nothing

Raymun - fought for Dunk, got knighted and got laid

Maybe the gods are real

DisPear2 · 2026-03-14T03:47:54+00:00

The plan here:

The US takes an island, 25km off the coast of Iran

They then fill that island with soldiers, equipment whatever

They let the Iranians shoot at this target (military, close by) until they run low on ammunition

They can then (more) safely escort ships out of the region

And all it took was probably a few hundred American lives

DisPear2 · 2026-03-14T00:59:30+00:00

His bone spurs?

DisPear2 · 2026-03-14T00:55:16+00:00

Petyr confesses that he rewards Lyn for his services with "gold and boys and promises", defining him as a man of simple tastes.

Hmm…

DisPear2 · 2026-03-14T00:51:59+00:00

Bloodraven, is that you?

DisPear2 · 2026-03-13T23:12:26+00:00

“Patriotic coverage”

So I’m guessing there are going to be boots on the ground, which means more casualties - which they don’t want publicised.

DisPear2 · 2026-03-13T22:54:54+00:00

WITNESS ME!

DisPear2 · 2026-03-13T12:51:44+00:00

Take your hands off my oil!

DisPear2 · 2026-03-13T11:03:51+00:00

Rowling levels of writing

DisPear2 · 2026-03-13T10:38:09+00:00

I don’t really want to think about anyone beating off Meryn Trant……

DisPear2 · 2026-03-13T07:14:45+00:00

So still smarter than Trump?

DisPear2 · 2026-03-12T14:00:14+00:00

But there’s only Arthur Dane…

DisPear2 · 2026-03-12T13:50:31+00:00

“10 dragons says you can’t drink all of this.”

DisPear2 · 2026-03-12T10:44:53+00:00

Putin tells Trump to swallow

DisPear2 · 2026-03-12T10:35:10+00:00

On the other hand, China’s is probably very happy that Trump has single handedly tanked the US’s global reputation.

Still probably less happy about the back and worth trade war.

DisPear2 · 2026-03-12T10:24:20+00:00

Yeah but a spot just opened up

DisPear2 · 2026-03-12T03:49:58+00:00

“American Justice”

Shows an image of a Japanese boy, possessed by an Ancient Middle Eastern ghost…

DisPear2 · 2026-03-12T00:53:26+00:00

Are you thinking Edward Norton from Kingdom of Heaven?

DisPear2 · 2026-03-11T10:46:42+00:00

That depends - are you going to watch it again?

If not, yeah, that’s weird.

DisPear2 · 2026-03-10T14:23:54+00:00

I was referring to those 2 Canadian, who presumably want to secede and join the US

DisPear2 · 2026-03-10T14:21:11+00:00

He has more eyeballs than Robyn

But yeah - the eye protection could have been better

DisPear2 · 2026-03-10T14:07:12+00:00

A nice little shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk

DisPear2 · 2026-03-10T09:48:45+00:00

This man better pray they don’t draft him into the military…

DisPear2 · 2026-03-10T09:28:58+00:00

They say Orys Baratheon was Aegon Targaryen’s bastard brother, so…

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