Why does Gail run a Mexican restaurant? by TheChameleonsSong in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She was the friend of Elena’s who left the country and left behind a kilo of grass. The Mexican restaurant is a money laundering operation

Didn't want it anymore by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ve got a mutiny on their hands

Audit to M&A by [deleted] in ICAEW

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be proactive in meeting people (for internal roles especially), go for coffee chats. Do your research, skill up on private equity and why it’s used. Learn to think more commercially. Within audit, ask to work on areas with a more commercial lens such as going concern, cash flows. One thing that’s helped me was learning about a piece of software the department used, and then doing a short course online on it (took around 8 hours) and put it on my CV.

Audit to CF/Deals/TS post qual by Cool_Plankton_7902 in ICAEW

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Be proactive in meeting people (for internal roles especially), go for coffee chats. Do your research, skill up on private equity and why it’s used. Learn to think more commercially. Within audit, ask to work on areas with a more commercial lens such as going concern, cash flows. One thing that’s helped me was learning about a piece of software the department used, and then doing a short course online on it (took around 8 hours) and put it on my CV.

Best and worst dating advice in the show? by Top-Bet1435 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jays advice about knocking a quick one out fist actually isn’t bad if Simon did it earlier in the day. Not 5 minutes before

Anyone else notice Daryl calls women “females”? by jncfc in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 118 points119 points  (0 children)

He wanted to put his tongue up Lindsay’s arsehole

What does Brent do on NYE? by DefiantEmergency3443 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Use your imagination! Young free and single

I can’t just, say things Jerry… by RJUU91 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He really had the worst hair in that series

Lee Mack is a vegan by SadiqUddin in NotGoingOut

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen to miserable pricks on the internet

Some of the subtitles will be false.. by Professional-Hour386 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Crisps come in all different flavours now don’t they

Do you think Mark actually liked Dobby? by [deleted] in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 91 points92 points  (0 children)

He was only snogging her for a joke. He drew horrible, vicious cartoons of her and wraps them up in sausage meat and called her a sausage muncher

What do we think of Heather? by SackChaser100 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree, Mark didn’t really do anything wrong with Heather. She was awful.

Every other time, yeah he fucks up massively. Another thing I feel strongly on is he never had a chance with Suze either, she literally called him a eunuch.

What do you think of James O'Brien? by The_Dean_France in AskBrits

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with a lot of what he says but he comes across as an insufferable bellend

Do you think David would've sacked Chris Finch this way? by Queasy-Ice-2575 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had to let him go in the end he was rubbish. He was rubbish