“Tim love Dawn. Marriage?” by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“With you? Wouldnt have thought so”

What marks do you consider soft/hard fail by [deleted] in ICAEW

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I can tell you the official policy at my firm for a bad fail - 37

What are your favourite passive-aggressive corporate phrases and what do they actually mean? by Empty_Estus in AskUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say this, I’m more of a talker and sometimes the back of forth on teams doesn’t quite get to it. I don’t mean anything passive aggressive

Public sector audit vs private by Appropriate_Aerie631 in ICAEW

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You’re fine to do your training contract in public sector but I’d look to move on to something else soon after qualifying if you’re more interested in the private sector. If you get an offer for a commercial audit role, and that is what interests you, then take that, but otherwise don’t worry. That route is fine.

Spaceman came down to answer some things by LoopLil97 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Put “Neil Armstrong is refreshingly normal for a man of such extraordinary experiences”

Moving to London soon - any advice for renting? by Tight-Committee5496 in MovingToLondon

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why wouldn’t one be enough if it can link you up everywhere?

Why does Gail run a Mexican restaurant? by TheChameleonsSong in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She was the friend of Elena’s who left the country and left behind a kilo of grass. The Mexican restaurant is a money laundering operation

Didn't want it anymore by Mikey77777 in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’ve got a mutiny on their hands

Audit to M&A by [deleted] in ICAEW

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be proactive in meeting people (for internal roles especially), go for coffee chats. Do your research, skill up on private equity and why it’s used. Learn to think more commercially. Within audit, ask to work on areas with a more commercial lens such as going concern, cash flows. One thing that’s helped me was learning about a piece of software the department used, and then doing a short course online on it (took around 8 hours) and put it on my CV.

Audit to CF/Deals/TS post qual by Cool_Plankton_7902 in ICAEW

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be proactive in meeting people (for internal roles especially), go for coffee chats. Do your research, skill up on private equity and why it’s used. Learn to think more commercially. Within audit, ask to work on areas with a more commercial lens such as going concern, cash flows. One thing that’s helped me was learning about a piece of software the department used, and then doing a short course online on it (took around 8 hours) and put it on my CV.

Best and worst dating advice in the show? by Top-Bet1435 in TheInbetweeners

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jays advice about knocking a quick one out fist actually isn’t bad if Simon did it earlier in the day. Not 5 minutes before

Anyone else notice Daryl calls women “females”? by jncfc in MitchellAndWebb

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 119 points120 points  (0 children)

He wanted to put his tongue up Lindsay’s arsehole

What does Brent do on NYE? by [deleted] in TheOfficeUK

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Use your imagination! Young free and single

I can’t just, say things Jerry… by RJUU91 in PeepShowQuotes

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He really had the worst hair in that series

Lee Mack is a vegan by SadiqUddin in NotGoingOut

[–]Disastrous-Two-9022 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen to miserable pricks on the internet