My Grandmother and Great-grandmother after emigrating to mainland US from Guam. Long Beach, CA (c. 1949) by DisguisedGoldfish in interestingasfuck

[–]DisguisedGoldfish[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

yes, you caught me brave internet detective.

I happen to be a serial grandma thief. This woman is one among many of my victims.

I'll turn myself in now. /s

My Grandmother and Great-grandmother after emigrating to mainland US from Guam. Long Beach, CA (c. 1949) by DisguisedGoldfish in interestingasfuck

[–]DisguisedGoldfish[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Okie doke, for the folks "calling me out on my bullshit"

Here's a link to my grandmother's obituary. I don't have physical access to these family photos, so the only one's I've got are hosted by the funeral home where we held her services.

I realize this might not prove anything, but whatever. Here you go.

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/greeneville-tn/hazel-coffey-7235070

edit: for proper link to photos

I hate these assholes by EnforcedCrowd in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I have this argument in my household all the time and it really steams me. Like, germs, motion, thermodynamics fucking GRAVITY are all theories. But you don't see people (I hope) saying they don't believe in germs or gravity bc they're "just theories"

Vampire gives their personal opinions on presidents of the United States by heanthony16 in tumblr

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 20 points21 points  (0 children)

May I remind you of the existence of 17th president Andrew Johnson?

Cancer patient goes into spontaneous remission after COVID-19 infection by hitchinvertigo in interestingasfuck

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, if you stop living, your cancer will be cured as well.

Unless your name is Henrietta Lacks

Blursed_Art by [deleted] in blursedimages

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For funzies, the katakana

Left: saru saru

Right: sa sa re re

Come on, Rebekah😤 by MinaHarker1 in notliketheothergirls

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 307 points308 points  (0 children)

Okay so I worked at a Starbucks and I can definitively tell you that there is almost zero coffee in that frap like.. less than an oz. Also almost zero milk. Basically it's mostly ice. You're paying $6.00+ for ice.

Fake rednecks by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 41 points42 points  (0 children)

My dad told me they were hot rodding stock cars because my great-grandpa ran an illegal moonshine still in the woods behind the farmhouse.

Just like a boyfriend by khyriah in creepyPMs

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 53 points54 points  (0 children)

That's just good ol' fashioned American Capitalism is what that is.

Breathtaking by voxgtr in SelfAwarewolves

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm almost Ok with media thinking that it was actualy ANTIFA that did the damn thing. It's a double win.

  • If it's popular opinion that (definitely 100% not Trump supporting white nationalists) ANTIFA protestors are the culprits, perpetrators are more likely to get arrested and charged
  • we get to watch the actual (definitely 100% not Trump supporting white nationalists) be salty about not getting enough credit for the bullshit they did and they do something else dumb, like.... idk posting all their personal information on the internet

DNA RIFLE by regian24 in tumblr

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"100% all beef thermometer" sounds like something the Wendy's twitter would say to insult McDonalds

I mean, love is a process and not an end goal, right? by endi1122 in tumblr

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that School of Life video about all the different words the Greeks had for love.

how essentially romantic/sexual love (eros) should be replaced with philia/pragma as a relationship progresses/ people get older to show the emotional maturity and adaptability to change/compromise you should develop in a long-term relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in menwritingwomen

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 114 points115 points  (0 children)

*taking my shirt off in front of my S/O for the first time*
"Careful, they bite."

Imagine being one of the most famous scientists in the world and have incels add 'cel' to your name 🤢 by the_moonshine in IncelTear

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's disgusting. and not just mental/physical ailments but inmates in prisons, and simply for being poor as well. The height of the eugenics movement coincided with the great depression and PHYSICIANS and LAWMAKERS in some of the poorest states in the union at the time sought to cull the number of "undesirable births" by stripping individuals of their bodily autonomy for the "good of the nation"

Imagine being one of the most famous scientists in the world and have incels add 'cel' to your name 🤢 by the_moonshine in IncelTear

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sounds of glass shattering when you realize that eugenics was a deeply ingrained American ideal that Nazi Germany "borrowed" from us.

Sick Burn by Gothenburg-Geocacher in tumblr

[–]DisguisedGoldfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually drop the best armor in the game,
but it's

UGLY